Friday, May 22, 2009

Cleaning Dual Lens Goggles

great sportsmanship' and a pinch ASS: Metallurgy

(The ship sent by Mr. Laforgia from Panama, Peroni and full of aspiring talents Peronist)

We left from the controversy, with rangers whining disoriented and ankles. We wake up with something new: there was the unanimous view of the number one ideal of Fica, a sort of Spiderman all'amatriciana. And there is a goalkeeper who, quietly, has gradually built a wall that has become almost impassable yesterday. Yes, at present Felice has little or nothing to envy to the barman, recently added to the list of quail mazzulatori.
And it is just the goalkeeper to put his signature Murgia alcohol (because I was there to pass the beer from behind the door) in the victory against Metallurg. Three vital points come to the end of a match soffertissimo, in which Captain Elio, still no known problems for halitosis, has a poison on the bench that not even the famous Mazzone Brescia-Atalanta. Luckily, the fans, for the opportunity to tell the truth many lounges, Marta and Antonio, were able to appease the hysteria with Peroni and other psychotropic substances. The first 40 minutes are proud of the horrors ahead, with Bobo, Gianpasquale, Dominic and Alex to miss all that was humanly possible. Actually, I had never seen so frequently Twin exit and elegance ball and chain, a game sheet for him. Luckily Felice rare remedy the skids with some defensive actions nothing short of miraculous (I remember at least 1 and 1 Vito Dr Death). Then, the turning point, just after the phone call that Bibi was informed about the outcome. Suddenly struck down by the rites of voodoo wild Laforgia mister, Bobo and Domenico remember that once did not play bad at all. And it is the former King of the cunt bomber, still with the band on his arm, to serve an assist golden eyes Rossi Domenico changes in 1-0. Practice closed? Useless, tilting the front and a metallurgist I do not know the identity of which is a parable invented circus that slips behind goalkeeper Peronist infidel. Fuck, you go to see that we make it tough Bolsheviks in the ass this time. But the duo of wonders resume operation as the good old days and the young Domenico slips to 3 more times even good goalkeeper opponent. Historical overtaking scorer of his rival and the damage that's it. An open, fair, and without unnecessary fouls mazzulate epochal, played in an atmosphere of renewed tranquility. Now expects the usual anonymous comments (which my mom laugh) of regular users of the blog. As we burn, inter alia, be a fuckin '+5.


(Lattanzio bomber following the match on the radio in the solitude of his terrace)


HAPPY 9: fattanza said outside the court, but apparently he is a true Peroni more makes drinks more. Simply hero when he saves the feet of the opponents with the team and when unbalanced smanaccia with clownish cock strokes (in the sense of Buffon). And now with the nomination in the best role for the championship. GOLDEN GLOVES

ALESSANDRO 7: always precious, this time less decisive than usual, but once again wins the duel the whole race with Vito. The excuse of the day to come is: take the drugs from Rome, as is well known in Rieti pharmacies have not yet exported. Sophist

JOHN 8: Having regard to the continuity that you are taking, where I play when I come back? Command with authority defense, wrong only an advance head on Death, otherwise it impeccable and elegant in approach. Beckenbauer

ALEX 6.5: certainly less uncontrollable with Cabbage game, but at least it offers more profit. Too bad for the unpacking and aims for a bit of selfishness that hurts almost always Gianpasquale. Rifiata with beer during the breaks. If Paris is the Roberto Carlos of the Strait, then he is the ZAMBROTTA OF SERENISSIMA

DOMENICO 8.5: four goals and the head scorer. Pay half vote for the usual rants on MSN in favor of a team giallororssa which I think has more than half a foot in B. In fact vivacchia for half an hour before he remembered that he and Bobo maybe if you pass the ball we want Roy Keane to stop them. The fourth goal with a pearl half court ball and chain. BOBO scorer

7.5: there is nothing to be done, the band's weight and also has the wrong foot. At least in the shot, because if we look at the assists, it provides a couple of high class who earn the first two goals decisive. Ends exhausted, legs and eyes now red-hot Cecati a galloping myopia. CASSANO

Gianpasquale 6.5: Play up, tail first, heels, 1:00 to 2:00. But it's amazing the amount of balls with which bombards the opponent's goal, while seeking out the door instead of the network. Holds the promise of being in physical form, now has to unlock in the realization phase. Allbäck (if you remember, in his year in Bari, he could not scoring a single goal despite playing well)

MISTER LaForge 10: The post from the forest of Boquete is worth only half a season. HUGE

Thursday, May 21, 2009

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PASSED IN HONORE MISTER MEETINGS OF ANTI-METALLURGY

(against the Bolshevik invasion, we oppose our autarchicissimi workers)

moved by words of appreciation received from that of Panama, the Peronists must now pay tribute to the immense Laforgia coach, who asked only victories here this season. And then you have to start from today with Metallurg. A kind of derby with some opponents, and especially Michael Vito Bari, in the recent past has demonstrated its hatred of our colors. Without Captain Elio, all'etilometro still positive, and Bomber Bibi, trying to remove the tattoo from the ankle of the ball that had deceived Barman, the Peroni Team will redeem the unexpected defeat against Cabbage. The squad for tonight: Felice, Alexander, John, Alex, Bobo, Domenico, Gianpasquale. Appointment to the Katanga Arena at 22, where, next to the Captain, he sits on the bench tifosissima Antonio and Martha, waiting for Sergio arrives for real.

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I'm sorry, but this posting is worth a post, comment ... nothing but silence in front of a real man. Captain

(Look mister Laforgia in Panama, I think that no other team can boast a coach so) I feel


duty to intervene in the forest of Boquete, where I am dedicated to the frantic search for a new bomber.
will send him to Italy in returning the containers full of Peroni, a day will enter the Panama Canal.

So guys,

first know that I am proud of you for the last match played, where even in the absence of captain have honored the style and sportsmanship that have always distinguished.

A special mention Adrian Lattanzio Bomber: When I read about someone without even ended up in hospital to receive the apology was sure he was the material author of the foul deed. But I discover with surprise that this time the opponents are to cling to any impropriety to stop it, just when finally shown that they understand the movements that have repeatedly tried to inculcate mimandoglieli peroni hand! To him be my respect and my warmest wishes for a speedy and acrobatic return. ESSENTIAL

Finally I would appeal to the whole team, ideally as we gathered in the locker room about to uncork a bottle offered by Katanga:

was a wonderful year in which you have created from nothing to a team capable to prove the strongest and most sparkling beer throughout the tournament. Have you built
, bottle after bottle, game after game, a football miracle in perfect harmony with what has been done by 'AS Bari, against all predictions the day before. You could not even where the Bari is successful, or to expel non-believers and hangers!

Now, as the mosquitoes gradually darken the screen from which I write I make a final, heartfelt appeal and alcoholic:

ONLY WIN!
WIN ALL THE GAMES THAT ARE! MUGGING
NOT MAKE YOU AS FAR WE HAVE MADE THE SACRIFICE OF OUR OF OUR LUNGS AND LIVER. CLOSE TO ALL FRONT AND BRING IN THE PERONI WINERIES THAT COUNT NOW ONLY DEPENDS ON YOU.
And I know you will succeed.
Never give up!


with the heart,

from the forest,


Mister Laforgia

Friday, May 15, 2009

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(The Peroni Team just before the recreation)

New setback for the leaders, despite the pride that can do nothing against Real all'inferioritĂ  numerical Cabbage. Nothing more to add on what is happening at this time, unfortunately we are children, as are proving my babies (oops, comrades) by acting on various forums anonymously. And do not take with potendomela Barreto, with Mr. Conte, with the ranger and Lino Banfi, absent yesterday so the owners think they want, I can not explain my point of view to anyone. I know it seems childish (oops, excuse me while I write a drop of milk fell from the lips), but I personally send someone to the hospital when I offer my apologies. But are things you do to squola (oops, school, bad thing to be Bari, as well as resentful too ignorant) media.
All of course whatever the outcome of the field, which is written and will be handed down in the annals of the tournament Fica. The green rectangle has delivered its verdict, the truth is that with the Cabbage we have lost two and there are no cocks are our nemesis. In sixty minutes of yesterday were played two games. On the eve of the first, the atmosphere creepy Katanga Arena, where the Peronist organize a smoke with great choreography and songs, dedicating them to the captain, absent forced to breath deeply vinous. Emotion, and some tears but more due to smoking than to emotion, for helium, which returns the band to Bobo. It sits on the bench dressed as a seller of hamlets in the stadium. Behind him stands a picture of Mr. LaForge. The match part of the nervous tension is palpable. In the first twenty minutes there is a team on the field, John and Alexander Boris and cancel Vespozzo, while Dominic and Bobo take over the reins of the midfield. Alex leaves the position too, while Bomber front flips on the offensive as a few times in recent years. Happy spectators. On the other hand Barman para what passes from its parts and begins to show signs of nervousness, especially with Bibi. That are always riveted on the punishing after the conclusion of Domenico. The verzici is disunity and throw balls at random on the net until Bomber superiority is found only launched but the ball is long. With the ball already beyond the bottom line by half an hour, Barman stretches Bibi. It is clearly not wanted a foul, saw that there was a football tattoo on the ankle of the attacker that Peronism has deceived the goalkeeper. Bomber is forced to escape, the comrades remain in 6 and Sunday from the spot doubles. Final whistle. The second game is very well described on the blog of Cabbage.

(Bibi in nightclub after the game, with the ankle further than ever)

HAPPY 6.5: what to say, of great parade on the corner, completely idle in the first stage of the match. Innocent on goals, and rightly pissed off about the car would not start. UNEMPLOYED

ALESSANDRO 7.5: as often happens, the last to give up. In the one against a Bob Marley does not exceed ever, really ever. And do not forget that he came to Rieti, bragging to his employers dying relatives. It's probably back in the city of Rieti race. TDI

JOHN 8: His best performance in mesh peroniana, stamps who passes by his sides lack Neqrouz was the pre-arrest (excluding finger in the ass). Outnumbered sinking like everyone else, but look up at the end also to offer forward. RACHID

5.5 ALEX: Unfortunately for him and for us, this time its incomprehensible entries that confuse more mates verzici. Its footprint is discovered more often, we eat a goal of 3-0 after a fly ball to Carl Lewis. However, he played with a shot from an ankle operation in the first minutes. EL LOCO

DOMENICO 7: he, too, one of the last to raise the white flag. Before you propose a little forward and talks a little with Bobo. But he has always overcome the distractions of defensive Alex. It ends with the lungs in hand, after a final bucking against 8. SACRIFICE

BOBO 6: It is true, its acceleration created many opportunities. But how many it wrong! Unexpectedly loses the ball trying on 2-3 15 dribbling in front of his area. It does not hold the weight of the band, but it is ultimately the most dangerous. At least the weight seems to lift. Denilson

BOMBER 7.5: as long as remains standing, is the real thorn in the side of the green rearguard. Intelligently moves back to provide banks and raise his own. As long as it stood, he won the duel with Batman with a goal and a penalty brought. Then they tired of playing and decided to leave the field. The emergency room diagnosis of a contusion to Vann's whining. Masing

Captain-coach at ELIO sv: no shit, apart from urging Alex. Resurrects the look of a scalper on the stage of Victory at the time of Maiellaro and Joao. Is accused of attacking off the bench to see us little good on fouls. In fact, the 11/10 mean having identified the eye defect. CocaCola-BEER-BORGHETTI

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

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AGAINST CABBAGE, PERONI

(in the photo, the test to which it is subjected Lapo, who dates his habits and his lifestyle might be suitable to be within the executive boards of the company)

Finally to return to the football player. Today, at 22, in the Arena stage of Katanga, there will be the long-awaited confrontation between Peroni Team Real and Cabbage, a little over a month after the last defeat suffered by the boys of coach Laforgia against green rivals. The leaders must demonstrate have overcome the problems associated with swine fever, epidemics of scarlet fever and blood alcohol over the limit. There will be the first occasion the absence of Captain Elio, not in perfect physical condition. But the Peronist leader will be regularly on the bench, replacing Mr. adventurer, to convey to his companions the charge and the information suitable to meet the recent mishaps. The match will see the comeback of Alex 'El Loco' had to stop after the long working hours impossible. On this occasion the company has also prepared a special alcohol test: in spite of the government guidelines dictated by the brilliant (if you drink a beer you're a criminal, if you are a victim of the backgrounds of coca because of the inconvenience youth companies), management has determined that those in our fateful threshold of 0.5 does not play. All this to honor the name of the team. The captain has already passed the test, as Bomber, which was subjected to a test craft at home. Good chance to be in the range indicated for Bobo, and all other dovanno efforts to avoid being caught unprepared. Sources close to the top of Peroni speak for Mr. Laforgia encouraging results: it seems to have been found traces of blood in alcohol in a circle. The squad: Felice, Alexander, John, Alex, Dominic, Bobo, and Bibi Bomber. The captain thanked the players, executives and opinion leaders at 90-minute mark of solidarity for the series B demonstrated in the last hour.

Monday, May 11, 2009

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ALCOHOL TEST AFTER THE SILENCE, THE PARTY: HOW THE PERONI BARI TEAM

(goliardia Piacenza)

The similarities are too many. The Bari which begins quietly and ends in stradominando length and breadth of the B. The Peroni team that loses the onset and then put together a series of extraordinary successes. Two blood and winning coach. Two captains from the Florentine accent. A bomber alcoholic who is from Eastern Europe and a brewer from Torpigna. The Brazilian acrobatic fighting for the title of the gunners and anorexic-like king of the internship Fica bomber. Casual fans never seen the stadium and occasional adversaries that do not live in Katanga in direct confrontation. So, in many ways the season two teams are tied hand in glove. But as the tournament proceeds Fica with many obstacles, the B series is winding down and after 8 years of shit smeared on us poor bastards who left the money to see Albinoleffe or Citadel (which we paid when we took the blows, however, to enter) See these Hooltrans celebrating the center when every law of physics would prevent those who were in Piacenza Bari also be short, usually inguacchio to Bari, with the festivities to those who had left home on the couch watching sky, while those who had lost days and nights by train, the more money and money and money (and here Metallurg Peroni or does not change, a great honor and Beppe Michele), has to settle for Youtube to enjoy the party. But alas, this is modern football, like many of us know and we have to take! At least the photo choices for this blog are those of us who went to Piacenza, and not those who really sang "Many are in B since there are more" on Corso Vittorio Emanuele (maybe they were self-citations). This does not remove the year of our outstanding students, a coach who won the 1000 percent of the team, the knowledge that it has grown stronger day after day. And players with balls, the red gate to the wall Gazzi Gillet, dall'imprendibile Guberti unpredictable Kamata, from the rapacious Caputo acrobatic Barreto, to name a few. A dream come true, despite what is going to celebrate is NOT my president! And now we start again with the scent of A, San Siro and Olympic, or no longer Braglia Matus. Hoping not enough to put two defeats on the lips of Bari Juventus, Milan and Inter, the now historic and sad "or Angor appriss Baar there Sciat" .
(And when we find a more Lecce photos that you ste?)

Friday, May 8, 2009

Trip Advisor Valentin Imperial

TEAM adrift without mystery: REFERENCE WITH PEPPER

(in the picture, the condition of the captain, abandoned by his coach after the departure of)

Mister where are you? Without the most successful coach of the FICA, the Peroni Team looks like a team in disarray. From Laforgia coach, lost in the forests of Panama ("But I think the level of civilization that I will find in the forest will still be higher than the Bomber, "he told the captain on MSN), through which people celebrate St. Nicholas, people who take the tonsillitis in May, people who go to the Gargano, people who she moved to Germany, people are going to take the Bora and drinking Illy coffee, people who simply must work, the rose is now reduced to the bone. Elio and captains must request a referral to Pepper, which fortunately confirm understanding and sporty, so as not to accept the win (which would have been entitled). So, waiting for the promotion of mathematics Bari, which hopefully will arrive tomorrow to face the Owls, the game between Peroni Team and Red Pepper has been postponed until a later date.