Thursday, December 17, 2009

Steps How To Masterbate

humiliated by Frattocchie We are a madhouse

(One of the possible targets of the repair market)

we have heard them all: missing the point, the defense will not hold, a midfield that is to take the ball. But do not get a psychoanalyst? After the drubbing against Real Frattocchie last in the standings, the company is planning to return to the market: under observation for the role of shrink There are Crepet (but seems to be more mentally unstable when Luke sees a whistle), the graduates Valeria though still under the influence of tachycardia for the thesis and has recently also entered in the running of Casilina Antonio 362, but 105 remained on the cocks appizzato him to the ladies who were about to fall. Remain unfulfilled requests at the time of Felix, who asked an expert in voodoo sorcerer, or more likely a masseur (zitato nothing because you are Chinese, the company also ensures the respect of moral values) is the only one who could help Mr. Laforgia, in case he had made contact with some shaman in the forest of Boquete.
last night's game is well served now to highlight the level of total madness to which we have reached. In order to have role: Happy the man who called free only after the game, Mirror and Luke, however, have lost like 15 meters on the man 2-0, the Captain began to pull out their claws on 0-7, Beppe which entered for 20 seconds during a corner kick, which John the third goal instead of removing the man puts on a Cheerful well to disturb him, Toda, who played a game without parallel silences, fouls and incazzature with himself, the coach that he forgets to make the changes, Adriano has not found its place even in the car of Beppe, Bobo has targeted the port (but in the sense that pulled the ball on him), and Bomber that in the 12 seconds that he played ball also called to the field next door. In short, just like the facts, requires a more urgent psychiatric assessment: that we are the only team I think of all the Milky Way he thinks he can win without pulling on the door. The first half against
Frattocchie is the emblem: type ball possession 80% of us, shots on goal 1, the result 0-2. And it is true that Luchino (so far the best) was absent in two decisive occasions, but it is true that to be a second goal with a shot had to have Jesus Christ (or, alternatively, Kenshiro) to do the multiplication of the conclusions. Brilliant will be the second goal, however, who played forward with the bison to them that is launched and have the time to stop, pull up your socks, turn the shirt, call the girl to the phone, ask the secretary when he was next and then he realized that Luke had been recovered and the mirror 15 meters At that point, there remained 10 other Bison Bomber and still managed to have enough time to achieve a sistematina hair and super happy to lob.
In the second half they expect the reaction and instead begin to arrive in Frattocchie series of goals: schemas jump, let alone our heads schizophrenic. All go to the head, the crash is around the corner and already Bomber Captain and the beers are starting to point resting on the bench: but suddenly Mirror it hurts and I am forced to return to the field. But now the omelet is done, and even the recent spat of pseudo-pride can keep us afloat: 7-0 and then everyone ends up at the Fort to celebrate Valeria, including missing pants, used condoms and dancing heel with Marta.
Again no rating for dignity.

(The company during the search of the exact location of Hadrian)

FELICE: the return after the long break due to rheumatism and pilgrimages, shows that devotion can help: do not even take a ball on goal, in reward the audience with a surprise reference to hand in midfield that portends serious consequences for muscle. It comes out unscathed. MIRACLE

MIRROR: still far from the standard last year. It has the merit of the first shot on goal (which speaks volumes about the determination of the tips), but is guilty of contributory negligence on the disaster's second goal. At least back to the old standard of mentality, coming from Bari to play. If he did also from Boston would have been elected vice captain. PENDOLARE

CAPTAIN: part owner under the policy of the Old Guard, was released and is now launched for a second time alcohol on the bench. Alexander's injury makes him return to the field while the wreck is already in place. But on 0-7 remembers having to take the lead and starts a pointless pressing across the board, with lots of slip (the second in 2 batches). Laggards

LUCA: in the first 15 minutes is a show, takes his hand the department anticipates that it is a beauty, and tax only for excessive humility does not roll in the door. Then the black out: on the first goal is only partially guilty, the other is a pearl (actually an idiot). The opponents of the peace denied the usual fruitless discussions. AMNESIA

BEPPE: in a moment of momentum comes into play on an offensive corner and fails immediately. But is missed by falls faster opponents, missed a couple of speeches and sadly returns to the bench. Back at the end and place it striker to Ambrosini. At least approaches the most suitable position of the left external attack. BOA

JUAN first change meeting, looking to push the game even when it seems the scope and limits amnesia and remittances wrong. In the second half leading to an unprecedented deployment to 2 with the captain, but is the best time for the defense. Of course, the opponent may move from its course on the third goal, but begins to talk more than others after almost a year and a half. Talking

TODA: colorless other match. In Pre nervous (because of the strike means), continues to be nervous even if the meter does not serve crabs in the field. More and more wrong perseveres in error, and by the way not ever protest in spite of some questionable refereeing decisions. A one question: why? It 's too important to resume the peace as soon as possible. BIPOLAR

PLAYER LaForge: starting out, and enters Bomber tries to balance. In the first half was notable for a superb that Bobo is not making launch. Everyone wonders why the heating drew donuts learn and try playing there. Clearly begins to suffer the weight of the dual role. SELF-CONTAINED

ADRIANO: Give us a tom tom and tell you where to play. Causes a depletion of the Junior Woodchucks that armed bush trying to make sense of his movements. It should be noted only for a great exchange with Bobo half recovery, but does not remove the defect of the ball high and to try playing on the bottom line. Considered the other vice known to all of us would say VICIOUS

BOBO: in my contact lenses had expired: Wagle looks that have an expiration date! This time back into the abyss of non vedenza and after missing a couple of sole control, he tries to play the position in the second half but the whole thing turns into a shooting on the goalie. Play Five is crushed or clay pigeon shooting would be relentless. IMPALLINATORE

BOMBER: This was the eighth, the most anticipated game of the season because of the repeated promises every week. Part well, even managed to get to the bottom a couple of times but for a primary athletic principle if the cross can not even get to take it to the center. Leave it at half time and is forgotten forgotten the damp bench. In the second half can not touch the ball, even if the zero second game may be a mitigating factor. FORGOTTEN

MISTER LaForge: Unbelievable but true, after having exaggerated praise in between last season and this, for the first time gives the impression of not being able to sustain the double post. In the second half forget to be the coach and gives rise to an unprecedented change in self-management of the team. And there's more: he lost his pants, the suit remedies and find the remains of Luke (I just hope inorganic) of procreative dell'oriundo Calabria-Parma. Ends up being to drink Padrepeppe Cei until 5. SMEMORATO

Friday, December 4, 2009

32 Gallon Trash Can Lids For Rubbermaid Roughneck

LIGHTS AND LENSES NOT ENOUGH, THE MEASURE DEFEATED PERONI

(Sergio light a torch on the sideline for the choreography)

"No smoking in the" intimate threatening the new illuminated poster that stands in front of the secretary of the Kibbutz Atletico 2000. Apart from that we are comforted to note how the money we have donated generously to be used for useful causes, the warning is too explicit reference to the habits of Peronili instincts. This time it
and repopulate the curve, thanks to the presence of Sergio, Alessandro and Vito (honorable opponent in many unforgettable challenges with Metallurg). In particular, the center forward of the Mean Machine, this week banned for protests, to enliven the situation: the red and white supporter of Tiburtina company was immediately renamed Torcida, not because the dance samba, but for the quantity (and quality) of the "twists" on during the meeting. Unnerved by the choreography is based on "smoke-genes" (copyright of luck), the delegates have come to ask opponents off immediately, but could do so with more grace, Christ! From the reaction of Sergio scompisciarsi that, with the bar in hand and eyes to Adriano, he replied: "What do you uncle, not I'm smoking." All
ago as a background to a game of heart-pounding, with peroniani evident in emergency absent Adriano, who was visiting San Patrignano absent Bomber struggling with Alzheimer's usually Torpigna (ie fever Kebab pig), missing that Felice was spotted on the road to Santiago de Compostela. And here we come to the sore point of the evening: the unexcused absence (and unjustifiable for me as was reported at 19.30) Gianpasquale Madoff, which will be officially warned for unsportsmanlike conduct by the company: it leaves us in 9, with a only change, to fight with our blackened lungs. I do not know what he told the president, but for me there is no warning so late unless they are acts of God maggiorissima. But we encounter
: Opponents of this shift are the Aurora, which can also boast a hymn to Eros Ramazzotti (mmm, that ass!). Mister
Laforgia, protagonist a poisoned Pre (because menstruation will emerge as a result), Beppe once again in goal, with a mirror right in the center and captain Luke left. John had a wide midfield with mystery, and Toda acts behind the tip weight Bobo. Featherweight, but it will be crucial. In fact, the most short-sighted man of East Rome has finally bowed to the wonders of science and technology: in a moment of devotion to Saint Angelina, was struck by the God of Clairvoyance and managed to get contact lenses without extricate the bulb . And the effects are seen immediately: in fact the number 20 is finally turning on the right side when called and even failing to understand where is the ball. But above all he is jogging and even to reverse the result at the disadvantage come up corner: especially the second goal of the now ex Mole Men is a jewel, with the ball placed on the correctness of the near post. And Daje to bolt on.
But there are auroras and auandano a couple of shots from outside bringing the score 4-2 at half time. Too bad for us, because despite the absences performance is vigorous, and Toda play even if 60-70% of their dominance in midfield we can. But the number 14 scholar, able to speak with the same competence of Aristoteles and Dostoevsky, play a game strangely anonymous, always on the edge of the game.
interval outside a captain decided dancer Vincenzo and inside, bringing more solid and more weight back to the department. Kick-off and Mr. Bobo and invent a double switch that electrocution opponents, with Bobo the triplet code and there is still time to play.
But the hard work taking their toll, and despite the generosity of relief are the only time free-kick that goalkeeper Bobo lever and a shot from the intersection of Toda dismissed with the back an opponent. Not even the final frantic and hysterical, during which Captain Luke and often lose the light of reason, unable to straighten the fate of a meeting that was well within our reach.
In the changing room there is beer for everyone, as the bar, and as home to the post-match dinner. Tired, drunk, dirty and some still we can forget how it ended: Angelina and while Santa brings us more beers (John Peroni bless you), you Dabbikko sudden dj of the evening, but will end up in isolation chamber Bobo, drunk and misunderstood .

(fibula-Lab has developed a projection of Bobo in a few years)

BEPPE 6: perhaps not entirely innocent on the first goal, but it breaks down too much and not on other networks can do nothing. It will always be thanked for the spirit of adaptation and the presentation that sends everyone in the morning. POWERPOINT

MIRROR 6: no one understands you have to run it in depth. What else are his long, thin and angular levers? Some closures and some good exchanges in midfield with the mystery but the impression is that the maneuver the blocks. HANDBRAKE

Luke 6: in the first half suffers from opposing ends of the cuts continue, often leaving the center open and forcing the captain to the diagonal. In the second half grows up to engage in the usual face to face with the referee: thank goodness, we could not see him so quiet. He gets a yellow card for me. PROTESTANT

5.5 CAPTAIN: good first half, disastrous in practice in the second half when skating, slipping ignominiously over and over again and try too many corridors hazardous. Best in recovery, when he returns to the right and begins to push it with conviction, before losing his temper in the final. But the balance is always precarious. ROLLERBLADE

VINCENZO 6.5: his entry gives security to the team, no one knows if football merits or as a talisman. But since you do not pass on that band with the frequency of the first 25 minutes. At least he does not miss the faults and blind side the ball. Not affected by the chase to Canalis. SAFE

JOHN 6: very good first half, though more dedicated to the destruction to the building. In the second half is too out of breath, you see that is not used to play that role. Port stoically a 3 / 4 also average ice. PLAYER OF THE WORD

LaForge 6.5: better himself in the opening of action to an end, played thousands of balloons, some wise, others sorted out too quickly before. Also in vivo of the maneuver, based on the third goal with cunning. Following the instructions that you give yourself and remain in the field for all 50 minutes. FOUND now

TODA 5: can be worse than the Captain and it was not easy. She starts to trot to the field without finding a lead to their bike, not forever to be honest. Reappears with a volley that is printed on the back of a defender of the Aurora does not take even the protests of the final group. GHOST

BOBO 9: does department alone, and I want to see who would bet on his 15 kg. Do not miss a ball, when pulling the door always hits and 3 goals is very beautiful. Back to see the ball field and after some months and the results give reason to those who insulted him for blindness. OUTSIDE THE TUNNEL

MISTER LaForge 6: Voting is an average between 7 of the game, although to be honest had not seen much to invent men available (but I Beppe left external attack I would have tried), and 5 because they can not and should not be for him to destabilize the locker room before appointments so crucial. Unwell

fans 10: Congratulations to Vito and Alessia have resisted the barrel of less than 12 degrees and humidity. But special mention goes to Sergio, who Torcida and the soul does not stop even before the cop attempts to pull him away. NO TO MODERN FOOTBALL 8

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Stomach Bug Ramin Noodles

ACCOUNT THE CELTIC 1-8, SIN

(The strange movements between Captain and Mister for a place in the field)

"I think you can only own goal scoring." Laforgia holy words of Mr. Senior, a special guest yesterday at the facility closed during the Fascist racial laws for notes. An acute sense of observation, honed by years of experience, but promptly denied that reopens Gianpasquale dall'eurogol of the games. Unfortunately for us, however, a bit of bad luck prevented us from completing the comeback that was more than legitimate.
to joke with the father of Captain and Mr. Terry were Bomber, that did not stop for a minute to encourage their peers with phrases like: "From wagnun, we must do him that only 7" or "Oh well we gave him seven goal lead mo begin to play."
E 'is the spirit of Team Peroni, even when victory escapes by a whisker and the streak stops at 2 games (for another type of positivity is reasonable to think that the strip will stretch until the end of season).
I will not reach 7 goals, a bit 'for the skill of the goalkeeper, a little' for the injury to Felix, a little 'because for once there is a representation of the curve, Antonio and Angelina show up in Ceres : these are the main keys to understanding the unexpected defeat, and mo minions begin to say that the defense will not hold, that the attack does not signal that the midfield does not create. All bar talk, because it is not that the other times it was different!
It is now clear, however, what's the problem: the lack of beer in his body and escapes to the game quell'effervesenza quell'imprevidibilità that there had announced just below the dome ... and this time there was not the talisman on the bench .
So ends the most exciting moment is the Pre: the return of Mirror feels the smell of the bench to the Captain, which exhausts the supply of heating in the play to impress the coach. Even I can also do a shot that ends in less than 5 meters from poles, but the dribbling (successfully) on Bobo who stunned Mr. Lust and convinces him to take sides holder.
Dr. Gianpasquale you let go instead to heavy statements, promising a performance from 8: Despite the ballistic masterpiece that will yield the goal of the flag, better let it fly over the rest.
Bomber pulls from any position, because during the game will see the door only when the award of the arbitrator. Adriano and Beppe instead they invent a multiple exchange-foot head-foot-foot-head-head all of the first, out of sight of the coach which saves keystrokes on the uselessness of training. The initial line
Captain Beppe and mirror in front of happiness: prove to be a little impenetrable wall, a maximum of 3000 hedges. Toda Gianpasquale takes place in midfield alongside Adriano, while Bobo joins Bomber: A shrewd move because of Mister despite the limited visibility of the Mole at least the unique color of Bomber should facilitate it.
Needless to say, we suffered two goals (although the coach is inexplicably convinced that it is only one), but they throw the stones and even clinging koala type we make them go to the ground on the second network Gianpasquale repeatedly kicking an opponent but does not only still standing but discharged a broadside behind dell'incolpevole albeit battered Felice.
Double exchange in John and Luke to Captain and Beppe but the substance does not change and the first half ended with a 5-0 consolation: perhaps we can make it to reach double figures. In
start shooting things remain the same graft in midfield and even the Captain is to give more balance. It takes the arrival of Mister Laforgia to give the shock, which is equivalent in our case not to take goals.
Then he moves back hurts Felice and Beppe in goal: Celtic decides not to hurt us and makes at most a couple. Then, from absolutely nothing Gianpasquale extracted from the cylinder a sensational goal to cross the ball with under seven: the public remains chilly, unlike the ultra vajasse supporter of Celtic, a cross between the guests in the studio Alda D'Eusanio, Massimo Marino and Alessandra Mussolini.
The match ended with Luke for the second time in two weeks puts Beppe in the wrong door: ergo, if Beppe was playing in goal with Luca's opponents would fight for the title of gunboats. Not even forcing implemented alone by Mister Laforgia serves to mitigate a Scoppola which remains in line with those experienced by other teams in the group against this army bionics.
And then the gypsy camp Peroni 900 must flee to another office to regularize illegal, this time mirror. It is said that the junta Alemanno, informed by intelligence agencies Atletico 2000, has identified the next eviction after the Horus means the head office of Casilina 362. Angelina is not open to anyone!

for decency, but this time no vote comments.

(The remedy that the company advises Felice)

HAPPY: hernias, leaks, stress, stalking. It knows no end, the wretched of the Cat Odyssey of Gravina. This time we expect even three new entries: the gasteme of Gianpasquale that inexplicably blames him for something, the muscle injury that forced him to leave, and last but not least the document left there. But a visit to Lourdes or at least in San Giovanni Rotondo, no? Light a candle

CAPITAN HELIUM: how is good at heating, oh my God what is in the form of the Captain. Mister Laforgia not believe his eyes, and had better do not believe in it from making in the field. 5 The euro extended run to end game of that doubt. RECOMMENDED

BEPPE: he also shot down by the fury of the original Celtic, with the gearbox had to pay more than the beginning arrembante opponents. Posted in desperation on a punishment attack, sacrifices herself again to door if necessary. But Luke does not forgive and stabs him. Given the reaction after the defeat Sergio at the Tardini, I think he is haunted by PARMA

LUCA: this time he was shipwrecked in the general chaos. In Pre insists on taking along the Captain for the ride, not understanding the difficulties of cardiorespiratory Elio. Try to give a jolt to his way of finding the net with a Raptor touch in the penalty area, if we consider our door, he is the real bomber. COBRA

MIRROR: was our last hope to get some 'of race: the race there is, clarity seems to remain in Katanga. It pushes relentlessly and without effect, but the new do not know him and it shows. In the post-game puts an end to its illegal status. RUNNING

JUAN part in the bench, head straight but he has to do? Often, but so they can go down a diagonal in 16 and it is a lottery to understand who mark every time. By car promised splitting legs, but the words do not follow the facts. He also TRAVOLTA

Gianpasquale: mo who graduated think that we should take seriously. It promises heaven and earth, in the field, however, sees only nervousness and uncertainty. A day does not help the goal. Maybe he thought it was enough for a thesis on Madoff cheat. Truffaldino

ADRIANO: finally figured out how to mock ironclad control of the company: it was the iridina the solution! In the field, however, regret the time when it was stoned, at least he was more imaginative. Groping in the dark until it finds the assist for Gianpasquale. SHINY too

BOBO: he plays hide and seek, although press generously over the front of attack. Of course should raise the white flag in front of the physical dominance of Celtic, against which crashes constantly. The little ball joints in your area do not allow us to understand if we see this time. EVANESCENT

PLAYER LaForge: at least he has the balls to put in play on 0-6. Try to give a little 'in the movement of phosphorus, a little' because it's leader, a little 'because he is the father figure of shit and you know otherwise. Bomber cue with a valuable assist that slides on the bottom. I would say that most libidinous Eager

BOMBER LATTANZIO: this time unable to speak less, but this did not prevent the protests of his companions. Sure, he is always stepping on the feet of midfielder (causing reactions of unrestrained Gianpasquale), when it might try to open spaces. It is now clear to all that is becoming the scapegoat

MISTER LaForge: Oh well, there's not much to say. He could also change 8 teams and 12 modules, but when you're in front of the animals that you can not incite. At least not lose the sense of humor, despite the misunderstandings of the weekend on-stage affair. The only thing is that you cheated by Pre, relying on the old guard and quiet stand is a bit 'NOSTALGIC

Thursday, November 19, 2009

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HEART AND WE WERE CLOSE arrage: A WAY WE LIKE TO WIN 'THE CLASS

(The company has promised the prize in the photo who fail to finish the season with no arrage Bomber)

Usually teams celebrate when they win, usually the players who require rejoice ... but we are not a usual team, and then we wrote charts. There must also be said that St. Francis had a fit when he learned that Bomber went to visit him, just as Gandhi was in exile in South America as soon as he sensed his presence, let alone ordinary mortals like the Toda and Bobo and lucky beer bottles we decided to make use of it.
But no matter, the first win of the season is there and will not be the controversy, to which we straallenati, to take away the smile. Not to Mr. Laforgia least, yesterday at the official return to the green rectangle: so excited to send an SMS in the post game enthusiast to the Captain! The Captain, who in turn was fulfilling the duty imposed by the role, claiming that heartened Gianpasquale undergraduate sleeping through the night: from in my experience, I advised him to make a leap from Adriano. However Giaska that wishes to become a doctor hours (but we want a picture with the dress!), And of course good Caserta could only discuss a thesis on the scams!
But let the record of the match: the Casilino 700, cleared a few days ago, was obviously moved on our bench, judging from the camp who had become a gypsy. A few minutes from the opening whistle, the direction of the temple of David Atletico call to order Happy 2000, not in accordance with the documents, given that a visa had expired granted him by Katanga to play in another facility. In
start another change of form, with Bobo to support Bomber rush Adriano back on line and Toda, while the defense depart Vincent, Luke and John. In the first few minutes, the opponents are wrong and literally cacati under a tide of support, since the pressing forces them to the top of the points sparacchiare balls as best: see who was right Bomber who came to the field to 15 to start running?
Despite a good opportunity to Bobo on a free kick (low shot countered by the goalkeeper) and some outside shot, we can not achieve our supremacy: to indicate a play by Adriano leaving me open-mouthed and Mister harpoons when it is not known as a balloon at 12 feet high before shooting just wide in semirovesciata.
A few minutes interval, however, Adriano makes up a corridor that cuts through the defense and puts Toda just before the doors: the left of the first and 1-0. A landing surface in defense could now cost the same, but fortunately the network remains inviolate. In
start shooting there Beppe, unusually down in tone, for Luke, with the captain on the right. They spend a few minutes and the expected event for months and months materializes: the coach kicks of bad luck, and come back to tread the grass yesterday, wetter than ever. Enter the coach like a madman, asking first Bomber to beat the punishment of the second, then frantically finishing the center, but the ball goes out not by much.
Then, an action to counterattack, the ball bounces in front of Bobo, which is Bomber flanked by a single defender against them: the player with the most limited view of the League do not you pray and pull the center, but the goalkeeper deflects awkwardly in the door. "I would have killed him," said Bomber: it is his way of complimenting us there and we keep it tight because it is so totally sui generis.
fact is that after about 8 seconds invents an opponent a shot at half height of the average distance that bounces in front of Felix and surprised the goalkeeper of the league as illegal.
Since that time there is more stuff to heart patients: the company will providing a olter. Balls start coming in from all sides that we can not manage, even on counterattacks, until another ingenious invention of Hadrian dissociates Bomber but is anticipated to slip.
E 'Mister this time to lead the resistance going to press on all carriers of the ball, and all in all great dangers in terms of opportunities there will be none. Worth a special mention, however, the last counter-attack in which part Toda fly away towards the unguarded net attacking midfield: Bomber slows the Toda and literally loses his temper completely, stopping opponents and promoting recovery: a lightness that does not cost a fortune for expensive, but that leaves will be in the pissed dopopartita.
festive and merry transform the locker room in a merry jingling and the cellar, although the Atletico Sgarro 2000, find that there is only Budweiser at the bar, it stinks of a conspiracy of the palace. Right now it is back LaforgiaLandia.
And we are all in for another appointment fibrillation, one of the weekend because, as he told his friend Ciccio, expected in the capital these days, "this week does not exist."

(the leg with which Mr. Laforgia occurred in the field)

HAPPY 6.5: no blame on specific goals, blocked shots with confidence the slippery end. Finally back safe as the good old days even if there are special parades to do. Affected by the terrible Bossi-Fini law, has its to be done to convince the authorities have regularized their position. Clandestine

VINCENT 6: we had left to do around Centocelle split, we find him / her to repel rivals from its parts: operation successful, at least until the knock against, is in trouble when taken at speed. When to sweep, that very often. BRUSHED

LUCA 6.5: less secure than the previous output from the center, but all in all you do not run great risks in the first 25 minutes. Significantly strengthened in the finale, when opponents are bumping into his determination: operates in all modes, introducing the usual duels Rusticana, this time not with the referee. Guardrail

HELIUM 6: enter the cold end of the first half and does not touch the ball, but just do not mark. In the second half on the right side but it becomes fearful over security of minutes, giving a substantial hand in the end all my heart and pride. Even more useful as a motivator of undergraduates absent. PERSONAL TRAINER

BEPPE 5.5: the entrance to suffer cold to start shooting, and I think even the shoes were not his. Misses a number of consecutive corridors and is less decisive than usual, even in revenue. Strangely melancholy both pre and post game. Already anxious about Sunday? DIVERTED

JOHN 6: The vote would be higher were it not for a pair of horizontal passages thrilling first half. The coach's calls for greater thrust, and finally more than half the field under attack. Elegant with a lob that eludes the first time an opponent. SOMBRERO

LUCA TODA 7.5: Once again the match. Slowly taking in our schedules and our hearts the place fi Domenico. Spezza, set up, running and especially the deadlock. Spectacular a couple of closings in a slip, even more spectacular hysteria that leads him to curse repeatedly Bomber in the final frantic. UBiQUiO

7 ADRIANO: from Central loses something compared to the band, but finally a bit 'more tactical discipline. Lighten up Peroni played with sumptuous, two out of all: the one that broke the deadlock and a similar one in the end that almost gives a golden opportunity Bomber. Constant tempo of the game. RIVERA

MISTER LaForge 6.5: repeating for weeks "sorry if you do not put the leg," and instead? Instead it is essential to its being covered, where biting opponents. Still reviewed in attack, but for now it is fine. Help the barricade with the authorities. GIAP

BOBO 7: finally decisive as last year. E 'him to lead the attack in the first half propitiating different opportunities and brushing twice a goal on a free kick. Pressing on defense and very good agreement with Bomber, at least until the marks: when it finally hits the door, unleash the wrath of his fellow department. Rediviva

BOMBER LATTANZIO 6: good the work done in the first half, which is dedicated to constant and pressing valuable offensive. Goes a bit 'in the second half, also because it played almost entirely to defend ourselves, dangerous free-kick. As usual, pantry stress around the field and succeeded in not a simple undertaking gastemare Bobo marks (!) And making the patient even angry Toda. Exhausting

POSCRITTUM: sorry I forgot to put the vote to Mr. as coach. Remedy

MISTER LaForge 10: this victory is almost exclusively on its own (as a coach, dick is hard to judge in this version schizophrenic mo) in the order it right, the talisman (the bottles 33, which differentiate the bench from a Roma settlement), guesses roles (Adriano rearmost, Bobo most advanced), and then in the dualism of his person can make his heats and the first time! Memorable scene of his entrance, his hair if he did not seem at the time Vialli at Chelsea ... the absence of a beard makes him look even almost serious. If Foggia was Zemanlandia, Peroni Team is now LAFORGIALANDIA

Friday, November 13, 2009

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budge: FIRST POINT sweaty

(Objective-panettone closer to Mister Laforgia)


"Mister maybe you can eat the cake." Since 2000, Beppe Atletico changing Israelites to bring good news to the more technical drunk League. Where was he at that time coach Laforgia? From Xavier to Marrackech People or Valerio on Take Five? At pizzzeria Splendor or a more classic Spirit? While no doubt gnaws why do not we just nobody could fuck less, Sebastiao Lazaroni of Tikal is breathing a sigh of relief is a sign that his have made it without his guidance. Or perhaps precisely because of the absence.
fact in the situation of anarchy veterans of Peroni in the Pre Team can not organize something that is even remotely comparable to the bull. It 's a Peroni emergency that presents the third official test of the season: the coach said as absent for a problem of transfer, no reason for a Happy X (although the baritone voice with which announced the lump sum has raised some suspicion), Gianpasquale absent for an exam .... but also because the bells are studying?
Among the stakes record the excellent debut of the wild Beppe, who pounced on opponents shots with the same determination with which usually attacks the attackers, highways and Bomber. Felix, instead of writing crap careful that we discovered a talent! The sight of the Dragon
opponents for us: average age over 30, maybe 40. At a rough guess as lung capacity should finally be up with someone. The
Peroniani occur with a line behind 3: Captain John and acting on the sides of Luke, which has split at the center (eye indications Mister), Luca Tod front of the defense with Adriano on the center-right and Bobo Bomber sad and lonely before y final.
good start, we do have the ball and run few risks (because they do not run right), but opportunities are scarce as usual. Adriano then looks up and sees the movement of Bomber, long throws and the ball ends up incredibly in the seven: kill that ass, 1-0, just so we could unlock. Beppe does not run great dangers apart from some outside shot, and of course come in their recovery on a ball thrown from a distance and accidentally deflected by Luke. Nasty filthy, not even the referee drunk (and by virtue of what you do not understand why he cared not a liking) who calls on the contrary, had managed to hurt that much.
Oh well, as the rival Dabbikko from the bench "is not a succiss Nudd. Note that after insulting the name of the company on several occasions and making himself the star of repeated sgarra (cousins, dwarves, padrepeppe and someone I know will understand), the metallurgist occasional yesterday was so drugged that Peroni was even cheering, as well as Valentina supporter of having remembered this from his brother back to her classmate in childhood: a plot that I'm still trying to unravel.
However, the recovery seen the arrival of Vince in place of a knackered Captain. After 5 minutes, but I understand from the outside I was not the only one crawling on the ground! Oxygen is increasingly a chimera that even multicentrum on the sideline can provide: Bobo wrong to stop him in elementary and stubborn actions landlocked, Luca Tod gradually disappears from the heart of the maneuver and is expanding more often, Adriano is the only one who seems to still have petrol but anarchy tactic confuses movements. Bomber gets his part of the usual 0 and look for glory playable balls on a free kick but the goalkeeper blocked. Even
changes (in fact a change at a time) give joy to the condition, and is credited with Beppe and if Luke keeps the cabin, supported by a grand finale of Vincent. At the final whistle do not know whether regret or rejoicing: a hand, we have moved the table, the other when we happen again to play with opponents more real estate us? Nor do the tens of Peroncini with whom we have exhausted the fridge Atletico 2000 is still able to give us the solution.

(Vincenzo training for recoveries in extension of the recovery)





BEPPE 7.5: even the willingness to sacrifice the goal would be enough, and instead we find that we can do between the posts Behold, maybe not taking risks, but is opposed to taking more effective punches the ball, perhaps he had mistaken for the face of some Neapolitan? Does not suffer from the change of role. CHAMELEON

HELIUM 6: industry plays a lot of balls in the first half, and after half thereof in which the scheme only provides for lungolinea Hadrian's intuitive opponents must understand how to attack him. After you have done something in support of lightness comes exhausted. He returned in mid-shot and more mistaken. But how the fuck is that before I played in midfield and hit a passing mo no? UNCLEAR

LUCA 7.5: Without a doubt the best in the field. Sticks to the opponent was not even Marrazzo with Natali and makes him feel his breath on her neck. As usual, hires a personal duel with the race director who clearly wrong: the problem is not to be right, but I know these 'touchy contradict them more and more you are against. BASTION

VINCENZO 6.5: After the first few minutes on the field, missed a couple of support and it still seems too cold compared to the rhythm game. But just a few laps of hands to make it grow until it is indispensable nell'affannoso final, where surprises everyone with a pair of split extensions in excess of agility unthinkable for even the wheel Bomber. SPRING

JOHN 6: start looking for the little fellow in setting, and it is an evil that is found with his feet. As usual very good first half, but as usual it distracts start shooting, and midfield always seems a fish out of water. Concerned about the drop distance, but not more that grow. RUSH

TOD 6.5 LUCA: the presence of the other half could stimulate and launch seems to have a good effect also on the ability to dialogue with peers. Valuable in the initial phase of the action, which seeks glory even before touching a goal by having anthology dribbled half defense. After the break, maybe starting to get nervous for the growing confidence between the girl and the villain Dabbikko, until it disappears. With those white gloves, however, seemed a surgeon

BOBO 5.5: dull performance in terms of the game, as well as opaque shadows that are seen in the field. What is the first problem is the result of the second? While waiting for the patient Councillor Angelina teach him how to get lenses, systematically ignores Bomber that still gets behind the opponent rather than go ahead. But those mistakes can not stop him with a fake he would sit 5. Scazzi tired and calling for change. CATARACT

ADRIANO 7: again decisive, even if I want to see if it says it has pulled into port on the goal. However, all the opportunities arise in its area, and the diversion on the band seems to cure him. Put a couple of balls in the middle of interesting and assists the captain in coverage in the second half of the first time, to refine the agreement with the other midfielders. Irritating mobile phone off that nearly does die of a heart attack myself and Bomber in Pre. DECISIVE

BOMBER 6: still a lot of exclusion for him. Most of the time the closest companion is what is on the bench. As always strives, as always could be more silent: it does not incite his comrades, just pounding balls! Valuable some banks, though it may try to stop sometimes and not always groped 1:00 to 2:00 of the first ... mostly because no one makes it to follow him. We test a free-kick around but it is not lucky. ISOLATED

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Transfer Old Voicemails To Computer

VOX Felicis Vox Populi: THE WET DUST CONTROPAGELLE


By popular demand (whose?) Felix has finally decided to call a halt to the hegemony of Captain Blog. Finally, the team begins to interact, since the only comments so far posted them Mister. Report cards, written by one who has a visual advantage over their fellow, too bad that instead of watching the movements in the field should be concerned about watching the ball ahahahhaha

HAPPY 4.5: Forget the two hernias with a painkiller before the game took 20 minutes seems to be his day. It starts with two excellent saves in the first half and makes it clear immediately that he has rediscovered the old enamel, called together his exploits and all the stress the job brings him to scream at the top to all those who err from its parts. In the second half then there's WORK! Start with the foot stretch a hand instead of making a shot to put not just elusive and ends up falling asleep completely on a roll called a moron would have saved with even with your ears. It no longer speaks and wakes up only to end with a beautiful parade that's worth half punticino. Narcoleptic!

ELIO 5: He likes to write every week and report cards at the moment is completely oblivious to the fact that I'm writing about him! Completely absent from the stage setting, and does what it can limit the damage in defense. Alterna simple steps to correct the wrong steps impossible. Closes well on several occasions but it remains uncertain and too little help being offensive. CONTROPAGELLATO!

VINCENZO 5: Her weight is becoming unsustainable and the rain has the agility of an SUV with tires on the ice smooth. Suffers from the speed of the opponents and some guesses diagonal from time to time, which saves him from the absolute brink. Panzano (on) ER!

BEPPE 6: Sufficiency deserved for that little mistake of his friends we were so accustomed. It claims its strength at set-pieces in which always seeks the winning shot, but it is not his lucky day. On several occasions distributes favors giving up too much space to the striker who has time to turn around and do nothing (quell'attaccante a pacifier was first class!). GENEROUS

LUCA * CAL 6.5: when d or enter the center begins to take the ball all the way, head, foot, leg, knee. Then try an offensive sortie which removes the last traces of oxygen, it asks change. Indent to give thrust to the useless and actively participates in the final assault. WARRIOR

* I changed the letter "d" of "what" so it's as if I wrote it
4.5
JOHN: You do not do discounts on these report cards, he instead makes a huge opponent attacker to serve him the ball on a silver platter at a time when hope was beginning to look out for the team peroni soon after closed the gap. Opponents ill-treated him that way and he defended frantically but effectively, at least before the collapse of the second half. From his band arrive almost every cross and the dangers of the game. OCCASIONAL

LUCA 5.5 TOD: E 'he man which could add to the technical team that could stop attacking any ambition in the bud, which could speed up the game, which could start the team off guard and just MIGHT, because it does not, even if it is to appreciate the commitment and potential. I close with what might be my personal opinion (I do the report cards and say what the fuck I want!) Defined outside ROLE!

Gianpasquale 5: In the field we have become accustomed to grit and anger, but no one knows why 'during the match was very turned off and depressed. When loading and perky usually ends up taking blows to the referee, this time is likely to take the blows from his companions. The only thing that can to repeat during the game is: let me shoot at goal! But when we test, you realize that instead of play was better than that night he went to take a beer to SPARTACO 3 euros. Drab!

BOBO 5: In a game where physical strength and weather resistance can lord it, he rightly decided it was best to step aside. With its 43 pounds can be found at the end of the game with bone wet and dying. Apart from a side street for a sudden shot from distance, is wrong and loses too many contrasts. The only man who can pass in one against one and itself. Certainly there have become accustomed to this: waiting for Godot.

ADRIANO 5.5: Mark and this in itself already is a good thing. But you lose too many times too many mistakes in midfield balls. From him we expect with the proper phrasing LUCA TOD and sides with the acrobatic BOBO, but yesterday no one was at the game setting and went all the way to get fottere.IN LOCATION!

BOMBER LATTANZIO 6.5: With virtually no support from midfield, perhaps the only completely innocent of the race. The determination is there, but sometimes it is useless if the balloons that you do not take needless damage BOLT. For the first time released a tiraccio abnormal chicken that makes you laugh (literally), but should be pressed, because if no one can see that the door is large and AVIT A T'RA MBORT, then it will not go anywhere. half more vote for him.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

What Is Product Of C6h12o66o2 -> 6co26h2o

, DEFEAT UNJUST

(Photo Peroni Team attack)

"A hair dryer for the coach." A coach Laforgia little libidinous forces did not fail to make us the Cacchioli after a game literally thrown in the toilet, to use a courtly circumlocution. Indeed, the coach's youngest League (closer to age but Guardiola Ventura Goduria) announces minicontestazione only to the captain, guilty of a mistake on the first goal Marchiano opponent.
course the storm did not help a team that makes up the midfield in his weapon in more technical. But here we are talking about the second defeat of the season. This time the game is facilitated by the last alchemy dell'Antoniano tactics of the close of Panama: the bull Pre. My mom as we are without strong opponents, plans failed to perfection, one-two shots and you do not ever see regulations for all 60 minutes.
course, the flood begins just before the kick-off. Ready-off and we are now masters of the field, benefiting from the changing tactical defense with 3 or more and then push the proposal process. The defense package + Luca Tod Blinda the opponent's attack in midfield and a Bobo last day in the test solution by all staff positions, but only by remedying a great right cross. But the result was not taken down and the first time slips away in clean sheets. In the second half
bang: first the captain in midfield before attempting an improbable, unlikely, not so much for the advance as to the accuracy of the intervention, and 0-1 shooting from outside. They spend a few minutes and soapy slips a ball under the legs of happiness: if we were we would use the subtle expression of Bari abused by Cassano "This is not to Mamta acchiut facenn with the legs." But Felix is \u200b\u200bthe first mistake in the league, on that pitch it is.
The problem is that mentally broke and the ball does not want to get to know, bangs over their rivals, the doors, poles, sull'esosfera, our stubbornness: in short, everywhere except where it should beat. As long as Adrian is the Starting right on the edge and beat the goalkeeper with a shot low, you want to see that after 45 minutes and 2 well taken goals we realized that this field pays more than the shot low to the ground?
We do not have time to bullies for this sagacious discovery, that Joe almost flawless so far is the most sinful thing possible: stuffing the ball to the opponent, handing him the tray the convenient pull 3-1.
Even the final assault, with Special One Laforgia imitating Mourinho threw in that field all the guns, at least serves to make the result less bitter. At the final whistle the highest concern of all is, but the coach will be able to keep documents dry?

(intervention Felice)

HAPPY 6: It is true, that mistake had an impact especially on the head of his. But in the first half saves the result a couple of times, and in the final with a leap cat avoids the collapse of 1-4. Too quiet, should control the defense with authority but it seems to take dall'apocundrìa. MELANCHOLY

ELIO 5.5: Captain's course should I take the responsibility of the advance wrong, even failure, in the action of the first goal. Until then, a very good game, better agreement with the defense and midfield. Overly punished by coach for a single episode, the second time on the bench Bomber persuaded not to flee home. Call an opponent's card arrives. URP

VINCENT 6: with Captain divides the reproaches of Mister attempts to advance to midfield. But does not share the pain of the protagonist in the negative, then reaches enough. Sorry that this time could be justified by the slippery surface does not cross anyone. GOVERNED

BEPPE 6.5: not wrong, and this field can already be considered enough. We need people with balls and he kindly offers his case for Peroni. It might hurt a corner at the end of the first half, but the only one he is likely to get hurt, overwhelmed dall'aggraziato movement Bibi. ROCK

LUCA CAL 6.5: what goes in the center begins to take the ball all the way, head, foot, thigh, knee. Then try an offensive sortie which removes the last traces of oxygen, in fact calling for change. Indent to give thrust to the useless and actively participates in the final assault. JOHN GUERRIERO

6 here is one who shares with me an error. But her first time close to perfection, does not miss a ball neither support nor in closing. Confused by the shift in midfield to start shooting, begins to fail (that much haha \u200b\u200bjoke) to become assistman otherwise. Brittle

LUCA TOD 7: skyfo man of the match. Heart and soul, he worked in the dual task of double hinge between defense and midfield and between midfield and attack. Despite the water, one of the few that controls Always the ball. The referee takes it unfairly targeted but he does not lose the peace: it locks out laughing on the bench with the attempt by the Bomber midfield. DONATI

Gianpasquale 5.5: where is the pit bull that had rocked the whole way to the airport Centocelle? Where is the bulldog biting the ankles of their opponents to the consciences of fellow? Perhaps haunted by the thought of the cost of beer for his graduation party, play hide and seek: a little proactive, very incisive. Half a vote less because it insinuates that the company snatch the money to pay for travel expenses: maybe cost 10 €! LIBEL

BOBO 6.5: the first time as a true leader, plays an untold amount of balls and is always tricky in the area shot. Traversa trembling after a huge right, sometimes out of nothing. Falls disproportionately in the second half, more than anything else seems Scazzi or depressed. Unaided, he repeatedly turns the wrong way when they call. ADRIAN MOLE MEN

6.5: the first time you do not understand where he plays: he does not understand, do not understand the comrades, it would be useful to know whether the coach at least it comes to his head. Change in the recovery, although not by the idea of \u200b\u200bbeing in on the action: he is, however, find the goals and guiding the boarding of illusion in the most dangerous plots. A spectacular reverse that almost turns into assists. Genius and recklessness

BOMBER LATTANZIO 6: not really get a ball that is playable one. Should start from further back, but the only time he does try to score the Mascara (or Sunday if you can remember what marked the Bombonera Ostiense last year): obviously the first reaction of the bench is the usual excess of hilarity. In the second half gave the example, going to press and fellow-jock (the copyright is her) control if the shoes are still good. WRESTLERS

MISTER LaForge 6.5: has the virtue, humility, and the lust for change tactics. Under the new scheme we are masters of the field, but maybe this time does not handle the change very clearly. As wisely said in dopopartita Bomber (and is the first to be brought into question), if the team plays well you have to change as little as possible, and never mind if someone plays in less than 2 minutes. However, if we do not capitalize that guilt has him? Stoic in keeping documents dry. The protagonist is absolutely funny to Genoa, between a bitter and walking shots of Vermentino is the time to improvise pitcher choirs in Piazza delle Erbe. Lust, and then double JERRY CALA '

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Customized New Beetle

PERONI SGAS,

(In the photo, the new line of bags official Peroni Team)

There are two types of bitterness: one is that the metalworker dell'imbevibile beer Atlas Dubbikko left in the fridge at home, the other is the unmistakable of defeat. And Peroni Team has unfortunately experienced the latter, in his first appearance of the Football League in season 8. Not even the return of Mr.
Laforgia, full of advice but stingy BAC appropriate standards, it was enough to peroniani to overcome their biggest opponent: the disorganization. Atletico arrived in the Jewish year 2000, already we note with some surprise that the opponents are presented with: designer clothing, designer bags, coach designer designer guide and leader. Vetturi counterbalanced by the President that in view of the ceremony of delivery of the uniforms, comes with plastic Bustone Durazzo Style, not even wearing the same clothes to Caritas. But we know that we do not care What a cock, in this case appearances, in other cases the match. In the test
healthy pre-game, is characterized by an Adriano conjunctivitis (mo and it says so), while Gianpasquale boasts of having smoked only two cigarettes throughout the day: If you so surprised himself must have been hard . A praise for him. Happy instead confesses a day to forget in terms of physical and vomiting in the field promises: good for us that his sense of the mesh is greater than his common sense.
coach appulo-Latin nomentano not familiar with all their children, and partly by a prudent deployment: 2 stations, 2 fullbacks, a median, a blunder in midfield and a bit. At least in the first 10 minutes compared deliveries, playing flawless and obviously never exceed the half. Not bad defense, no particular lack of attention, always outnumbered midfield and attack, where the only to fight with determination and Gianpasquale.
too foul and his team from a free kick comes the mocking 0-1. The referee Dolce and Gabbana, a cross between a fairy and Zequila Antonio, continues to whistle against opponents even when breathed on, and just by not taking action to arbitration leg straight up Gianpasquale born doubling. The village is closed with a foul from Vincent anthology launched at the opponent on the baseline. At the beginning of recovery
the decisive break of the opponents. After the great goal of the coming 3-0 reaction with a minimum of Gianpasquale network that corrects the first point winning head of Hadrian. But then come the relentless fourth and fifth, and the network on riveted Adriano is only statistics. In the end, at least, Bomber adapts and begins to rattle their opponents to the ground every time the ball enters the range of ten meters, so at least earn a ton of punishment.
The meeting ended with the yellow of frustration Capitan Elio throws an air that was passing by, but it is precisely on this occasion that the Bomber is the funny thing most of the game, gesturing to the referee's wheel Carla Fracci: cock, how he became athletic. In the aftermath of
dopopartita, Captain and President to create a moving video from England with the unforgettable Domenico: Elio and Bobo are the former member of Team Peroni drunk and chatty and improvise the editors of confidence, learn the most intimate details and sorrows of the young Vitale. The stop to the fake macho Latin and return as soon as possible to help us.

( In the photo, a portrait of tranquility Gianpasquale at maximum)

HAPPY 6: takes a couple of feats, but the first goal on his conscience and above sti long balls that are useless. Fortunately sbratta not on any defender, the medical certificate gives del'incosciente for coming anyway. Debilitated

LUCA 5.5: this time is not at all comfortable in the role of quarterback. When pushing slips into dead ends, we see that they lack the time required for fluidizing. Soprano, he so calm and reasonable, see it at the beginning so sarcastic and angry with the referee at one point I was afraid that get up his hands. MR HYDE

BEPPE 6: provision of substance, the first time leaves little room and take part in defensive barricades. One spot, the second-half goals he loses a contrast to the forward who weighs as much as his calf. It is not by him. TIRED

HELIUM 6: I think this time I had earned enough, but vox populi says I'm was too foul and tender in revenue: But I put the same 6. In the end it is often one-on-2 and do not pass. Ridiculous in attempting to convince the referee to warn him not after un'entrataccia. At night try in vain to get Dominic to return immediately to Italy. GROWTH IN

VINCENZO 5.5: Mister reprimanded by futile attempts to advance in midfield leaving behind pits. Terrifying the foul in the closing of first tranche, with an opponent who jumps a few feet before falling: to die with laughter the Olympian calm as it handles the situation that arises. CATERPILLAR JOHN

5.5: in fact, made no mistake who knows what, but fails to make an egg on end. Often has the Gobi desert in front but does not venture into the area almost never offensive, when it raises some danger on the left, but it's too late. From reviewing the agreement with the midfielders. Spaesati

BOBO 5.5: it is true that he is asked to take a significant role in its strings, namely the outside. But it is little transparency in managing the ball and never finds the right shot to leave the opponent on the spot. D'atronde sweep two penalties in a row at the head of Bomber. The day after the game, mindful of the teachings of Mr. Prayer, we submit to his tactical Pippone. B-ZONE

Gianpasquale 6.5: the soul of the fighter. He starts crying, continues gastemando, ends up doing both. Sharpen alone in midfield, but recovers the ball at its own prevent him from screaming to reason with the ball between his feet. Mark robbery of the goal that could reopen the fate of the race. In the post game is around 2000 with Atletico threatening to mace looking for someone to let off steam. RINGO

ADRIANO 5.5: almond eyes burgundy are the fault of the pollen? Hard to believe this theory (a hand that does not mean a more pollen), this time is lost in the labyrinth of the green rectangle, there is neither position nor ideas. When he finally guesses the play, that's the goal of Gianpasquale. It also marks a network, but that he expected much more. Before the next, the company promises to withdraw anti-doping. BUST

BOMBER 6: we know the old, and we know that makes it proportionally to the stimulus. After hiding for a time, is the protagonist in the second half, playing in an intelligent way: in other words, calling fouls and earn. It also dissociates twice to beat the head but puts it off. Two entertaining episodes: the first when not even try to counter the defender's head, and Mr. President, and simultaneously shouting "at least he could pretend." The other is legendary, mimics the wheel when the referee. Goliarda

MISTER LaForge 7: do not really know why that vote, the signs are good. Perhaps, lost lost, he could try to change provision in the final just to see what happens. He plays the position and is usually well of wisdom: try to boost morale, recommends making peace note that we are just getting started and could have been worse. Too late, though, because the thirst for blood has already led Gianpasquale elsewhere. A house of Sergio recommend racing and training rather than tactical and mental saws. PHILOSOPHER

Ps Means more vote at all because it is only the beginning and also last year we started with a defeat. Mena Wagnun Men

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Best Wine For Heartburn

PERONI TEAM LOSES DEBUT 2009/2010: New talents, old oil drums

(The Captain and the Mean Machine Sergio friendly organized this March 8, Braglia stadium in Modena)

Waiting for the new blog (that comes consistent with the time at my disposal and neurons), Captain Player-Manager-Secretary-Press Officer and very few new Pirate Road between Elio is pleased to announce the return of the team of your heart: Peroni Team again in field. A return in grand style, complete with a sports association and thus new opportunities for fraud and tax evasion: in this regard we ask the two consultants Beppe and Luke if you can benefit from the tax shelter, by returning to Italy at the moment the funds secured by Torpigna.
For the inauguration of the new season friendly at organized luxury sparkling new temple of football: the synagogue Atletico 2000, den of rabbis (80 euros per team, tnit about the Deity) that replaces the equally Armstrong Katanga and the unattainable Bombonera Ostiense (which will save the organization of yet another trip to Beppe). And what better opponent of the glorious and Friends Mean Machine to baptize a team of alcoholics (although this year there is an increase of cannabinoids in the locker room)? Great match, great emotions, great distractions, but to be the first that's okay, not even a canister of oxygen and not one that ends next to the butchery of the poor Orthopedie Marta Vannini. The Pre
stands for the proposed Bomber Lattanzio, who asks if he can Felice shifts with him, you know what the surprise is surprising opponents, but also us, and indeed the rest
incredulous when we throw in 2 times in the first 5 minutes: the neoacquisto Adriano (who this year to compete with Bobo the palm of the most anorexic of the team) signing a one-two crowns a much collective control. My disbelief is such that I did not realize that my closest rival above me, I jump, I sometimes crosses and also has time to take a coffee. And then the blacks opponents (which, fortunately, have left Monaco in the film) right its fortunes.
technical and tactical considerations: Well the initial modulus, with Luke (Toda) great as a screen in front of the defense, and Bobo and Adriano Gianpasquale to juggle. Beppe pillar in the middle, Luke (Maradei) positive to the left and right Elio embarrassing. Fortunately, then enter Bomber Lattanzio and I feel a bit 'less alone as a weight for the team. Vincent also pretty well, but goes beyond with long balls, we had not even Bierhoff. Happy and a bit wary of 'insecure because of psychoactive substances or balloon Gianpasquale trims for free in the heating?
Anyway, back the lead with a great header by Beppe, but then there is a decrease of all: those to the lungs, some to the principles of cirrhosis. The team began to throw balls senseless, fortunately there are still individual games: Bobo Gianpasquale Adriano and hold the cabin, and behind the situation is really critical goals conceded all equal, with opponents that they cut off from behind, yet little agreement among the defenders, but we'll make. Bomber flips, runs, sacrifices, often fight among two but missed a goal on the counterattack that not even the dark days of Guerrero. Luca Tod is isolated on the wing and disappears from the action. We do not know how, but we ignore that question and the time is up, head Gianpasquale corrects an assist delightful Bobo. Even, all at home, indeed before Atletico dall'esattoria 2000 that takes away even the small change. From next, however, will no longer tolerate the lack of beer.

(The owner, John Perona said he was satisfied with the evidence of her kids, but embittered by the ingisustificabile teetotal)


HAPPY 6:'s conscience just one goal, but in general does not give that assurance to which we had become accustomed. Blame the "green thumb" (or brown depending on the circumstances)? Ok, but both know and grow, to improve the understanding with new defensive grafts. TIMOR

ELIO 5: and they are also good! The opponent in front of grasslands, the Captain suffers huge spaces, maybe an advance guesses out of 90 balls that go that way. Just at home on the wing, at least has the decency not to laugh, as called from the bench. Alexander is not in these parts as the bread. NP that is not reached, but not presentable.

BEPPE 7: its excellent test between: tough, tough, determined. Then head is unsurpassed, as demonstrated by the beautiful ex-goals. Suffers just a little 'the enemy counter-attacks, but yesterday the leader of the department was without doubt him. The company appreciates that meets the mail after about 15 seconds,. FROG

VINCENT 6: The position we knew already, definitely more comfortable as a central-back. Join a couple of oversights with the Captain, with the long ball too far, perhaps Beppe wants to move ahead? RELAPSE

LUCA CALABRIA 6.5: should not there, we are not racist but it is the best way to identify it. Aside some 'hidden on the left, eventually earning feet, balls, and the estimate society. The observers were right in the friendly pre summer. PLUNGER

LUCA TODA 6.5: the beginning is at least 7.5. Retrieves ball that is a pleasure, tax, talks with his comrades: I think he'll play in front of the defense. Over time off dramatically, leaving the game and does not create hazards. And from that moment Candle voila DOUBLE STEP, but where it goes.

6.5 BOBO: too looking for the best, at least yesterday's shirt makes him look like finally a pound more. In boot is hidden and can not find the location. In the darkest moment takes the reins and signature goal assists and great plays are not always capitalized. It ends in apparent sleep apnea. RIVAS

Gianpasquale 6,5: took only 5 minutes to become the target of sarcasm vacation money from 4 of the Captain. 5 more to become the subject of gasteme Felice. Skip the first 20 minutes cursing himself, almost existential crisis (how do I feel so bad in 23 years?) But when he returns is another: shooting, running, coverage, research exchanges. Signature of the goals of the final after another beautiful markings. For as we have raised seemed LAZZARO

ADRIANO 7.5: Value added of his own. Two goals in five minutes, constant danger, to assist various manual for Bomber and sometimes sacrifices in coverage. Less than half the vote in mid-game because then increasingly exceeds the precious too. We play together for years but I still wonder how he manages to make even the doping on the contrary that you submit. Leader

BOMBER 5.5: As usual, the title of captain contends with the worst, but at least fight, you see, it takes repetition and printed it dissociates. Of course if he signs is even more beautiful. Outrageous for a scorer of his caliber just missed a goal in front of the goalkeeper, but after a sprint to midfield, the left arm (often strained) has strange signals. GODOT

MISTER LaForge 9: wagnun this is called thinking. Answered "present" from Chiapas, or I do not know where the hell he was. We are waiting with open arms. In addition to the talent that will overload of student spirit that never hurts. Subcomandante Narcos

Thursday, June 18, 2009

How To Pick Garrison Combination Lock

demolished: PERONI Stratosphere, CABBAGE A PEAK IN THE THERMOMETER


The eco-monsters to be dismantled. They know even those ignorant of Bari. April 2, April 23, April 24, 2006. Punta Perotti goes down. But yesterday was added another piece. We do not like green vegetables. We prefer raw seafood, or if you want the turnovers, or brasciole. Food worthily accompanied by an iced drink. Not any, but the queen of the blondes. But sometimes it happens that these vegetables raise their crest. Delude themselves that they could compete with even the toughest rivals. Imagine a fight between a plant and a soggy bottle 3 / 4? Unthinkable, of course. So verdana think to check the weapons of their opponents, to break the neck of the bottle. And for days and days of glory in a fight distorted. Both the children we are. But you know, behind the keyboard, all the lions. Then comes the big day, that of the field. That of men. Finally, those of gossips peroniani can be silenced. The green rectangle, seen on various blogs that seem difficult.
What happens instead? The lambs are dissolved. Silent mouths, legs shake, bloodless brain. Verzici I are totally overwhelmed by the technical control, tactical and even the athletic peroniani. Then the blades remain in my socks. Milluzzo members and look incredulous Dominic, Bobo, Daniel, John whizzing by all parties. It is repeatedly punished by Bomber Lattanzio, who throws in all modes, with the apotheosis of goals on the fly, beautiful, followed by the words: "God damn me, u n vlev pgghià BACC. Not even the distractions of Felix, able to leave the gloves at home (and I say, one thing you must remember the goalkeeper), manage to raise the snooty rival. Indeed, we have the illusion of the ravine when the Campos lets out a ball and the excellent soapy Boris (who was succeeded in the goal overturned) the triplet code of momentary 3-3. Ball in the center, Dominic, who was making the central back, he plays the position: "I Avanzo. Said than done. Three opponents jumped like bowling pins, ball to Daniel and the new benefit. Daniel, that game for him. A relentless fury, the first two goals of the evening and a constant danger. The barren chronicle of the match seems pointless, there's not much to say about a game played in a half field only. It was like being a Roman gate to the terrace with Bomber Barman on goal. It will finish 10-4, with poker for Bomber and Daniel, a network-to-head for Bobo and Dominic. The party can start on the bench of the fibula, to the delight of the numerous public come (because in addition to being the stronger we are also sympathetic and we can also drag the girls to Katanga). Around midnight, when he returned from the funeral Katanga (saving the ball off of the street lamps), the demolition is now complete. But since we are just babies, we record the final farewell in the field going to come right to give only Milluzzo, Paul Barman and Eng. Ouch, it burns like back there.

(in the photo, the position of the Cabbage in the field)


Felice 5: vote by forgetting part of the gloves, which promises an evening full of errors that bring to mind the dark times the Councillor. Even when simulating large parade is actually a central shoot and that's the whole scene. DIVERTED

ELIO 5: A pair of closure can not save a disastrous performance, both during the approach, both in the boost phase (which?), Both during the ban. The last match increasing decline is forcing the leadership to nominate for the post-LaForge. Becoming too close to a bad hand. TO BLESS

VINCENT 7: great location, central time consumed by. It seems just a bit 'in oxygen debt, but feel that from the pulpit is preaching. Try some sort on, at some point part of the confusion about the roles that brought him back Dominic advanced. STELLINE
7.5
JOHN: Joe is now a certainty established for these colors. Providential when he saves at 4-3 in Split, always clean and elegant advances in the counterattack. Confirms its leadership in defense when it makes you stay focused, travolgemte a descent on the group with a goal if I remember Daniel. Kamata

Sunday 9: it is true, soon loses the throne of the gunners. But what is important? Covers tax rolls. Sacrifices himself again as central, then when you change position is always crucial. Keep running and close when the game is now an exhibition unpretentious. In fact, one of the Cabbage (I know Milluzzo) asks: how are you doing? JOLLY

BOBO 7.5: Once again, he misses the crucial starting point, such as those that made him a leader in the first half of the season. This time you see it for more coverage, but please note the forward assist for the goal volleyed Bomber and a couple of balls to kiss. a personal network. More could be done, it now seems on the wane. PIRLO

Daniel 9: that performance! Tarantolato seems, from the halfway line up do not take it ever. It has the merit of the two huge goals that unlock the match 4-3 and then that of driving away the ghosts. He feels fit and called the ball good. Already good understanding with his comrades, in the end returns to the initial Bomber assists. Less well in an attempt to collision of the girls at the traffic light Torpignattara where Alex had tried already. Bedazzled

BOMBER 8.5: removes what had been given more last time. Goals of the author, under the first touch and then torpedo the fly, even if it was discovered that was not targeted the network ... This time do not try to throw it in the ER, with unexpected maturity and he is not seeking not even a fight. Disappointed those who expected the ring. Relentless

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Formal Juniors Dresses Sizes 0-1

SALE BOLGARE KATANGA: MEETINGS FOR 'THE'

(image from pre-retirement Verza. On the right you can see clearly Bomber)

Thursday, May 14, 2009. The Bari in Serie A is less than a week. The same day, the Captain is legally a criminal. But you can not miss the Katanga Arena, where his children defy Cabbage. The team organized a reception to be tears. Then the match, the suffering, the joy of the benefit, rigor, and rage. And then the teasing that become insults, words words words, just words. Including the coach, wise and exemplary as usual. And writes from the forest of Boquete, not by Ariccia. Now that's water under the bridge. Tonight will reset everything. It starts from zero at zero. Meeting at 22 - Katanga Arena. The squad for the game: Felice, Giovanni, Vincenzo, Elio Daniele, Bobo, Domenico, Bomber Bibi. Wagnun u sang the ECC. For present and absent (Mr. Alexander and Laforgia all).

Friday, June 12, 2009

2010 Altima Coupe Air Intake

PEPPER WITH A VICTORY AND A DEFEAT, AND NOW 'THE BITTER POISON


(picture the place where we threw the victory of the tournament)

You can win and lose against the same team playing at once? Yet the Peroni Team is capable of this and more. Pepper wears against all our fault. And all our fault, I should add. They waited for us, have accepted the referral, they waited again, has been made and we suffer nothing. And to think that between us there is who is teetotal now and can not invoke Bacchus as an excuse. A point I would have been difficult to find a date, perhaps useful, however it has gone well and there beaks zero points. No, three, still on the field because we won, despite a far from memorable performance.
Two new faces last night, the elastic and Daniele Donato crazy. Absent Alexander (from Rieti ok, but it can not be objectively ask to come to Bari), missing Alex (strangely at work), especially absent the only man capable of giving us a logical, but is now trying to figure out who say the fishermen Panama and blessed him! Return after long break is Captain that Bomber, showing no coincidence that a physical form by bowling club. Ready, go away and Pepper. Defense peroniana evidently embarrassed by a second deployment to really impractical. Our throw themselves headlong forward, and draws on Domenico riveted the goalkeeper. But completely lacks the balance, both tactically and mentally, and so we suffer another 2 goals on the counterattack. Critical situation, a team in disarray that Bobo tries to take her hand, while Dominic moves in the unusual role of Central Asia. Fortunately the Julio Cesar Portonaccio, after taking half a dozen balls, straight up action on the most beautiful corner: Donato is rapacious in being hit by the ball and halves the disadvantage. Now the team is at least alive, Bobo continues to dispense the game and assists, but when it comes to shooting the ball always comes between Largo Preneste and Piazza Malatesta. But one of his insights TurboDaniele finally throws in, having added more or less 500 times and have always pulled him to the doorman. Change the inertia of the game, but it takes a rebound of gialappiana memory to give overtaking to Bobo. Over? If, ie bell. Indeed, it would be nice, as we close cowardly and not even exploit the break. And then a shot from mocking trocar passes through a forest of legs deceiving Felice. Now the players surrounded him after the game by invoking the final whistle, but they reject the least worst. The climate is increasingly wicked, Bobo undergoes the usual 150-200 fouls, Domenico nth knee in the back threatens the opponent. "I broke my knee, I broke my knee," he continues to cry out ball at his feet without stopping. And when he is fouled in midfield, Lattanzio Bomber comes out of nowhere to look for a fight for no reason, given that the punishment had already been given ... then maybe think about it to save for next week and place it at the far post. The distance is great, Domenico takes a running start and surprise is just Bibi, who stopped at the door and behind the square on the pole. Moments of terror, then the ball is on the bag upright, exploding with joy the new entry among the wags peroniane, Daniel Donato and at that time siedeva on the bench. We still lack a few minutes, but inexplicably Pepper rely on throwing the goalkeeper, it guesses that ovviamene not one. And when you arrive in Katanga bicycle to call the field, we can finally catch his breath. But in the end a fucking beer could also offer it, 50 euro and a ball that looks like a supersantos spotted. "Offer beer, Katanga sell beer," intones Bomber and take the road out, but he only responds with a smile. Mocca at Armstrong.
(intervention promised Domenico ago)

HAPPY 7: but it does not seem to decisive once again. Perhaps galvanized by the presence of her maid, with low output by manual intervention of foot is the goalkeeper. A parade of thickness all'angolino at 4-3, then it is far from blameless in the same. Good for him that is not decisive. WAG

Daniel 7: Average between offense and defense. When you push a fury, it realized a net, he misses at least 3-4 clear, but is always ready to find among our data. Disastrous part in the defense, exposing and ensuring the rigor, then started again, but not always takes place. CRAZY HORSE

HELIUM 6: pitiful condition, just as at ease in the initial left-back, shooting a bit with time and change of role, but in the end is going to undermine everything dribblomane improvising in front of the area. In a couple of occasions cue fellow free-wasting. From a teetotaler would expect much more. THIRSTY

JOHN 7: is he the best back, forward drive and desire to win. Half a vote less, however, because stubbornly insists on remembering the long balls before and after World Materazzi. Even touching the goal. MATRIX

DOMENICO 7: less brilliant than usual in midfield, but when you move to defense and security also brings cm (in the ex-eh). Gave the control room to Bobo but has the merit of the assisted-1 and 1 final. Curtain with an opponent gets in its way systematically in the contrasts of the head. Threat splitting running legs. BRUCE LEE BOBO

7.5: this time he is the soul of the crew, orchestra and the maneuver charge the team on slender shoulders, thus compensating for the static offensive. The goalkeeper denied him a deserved goal crossing, he draws on a rebound with gollonzo tunnel. Unacceptable mistakes, however, that all those shots, it must return to the old shoes as soon as possible. GUIDE

DONATO 6: can be more cumbersome in the enterprise of his fellow department, however, scored the goal to reopen the match. The jubilation that followed would be the envy of the world Tardelli in the final 82. In the final pass before you see the bal in apparent oxygen debt. Arriving by bike was only an illusion that he was in shape. INZAGHI

BOMBER BIBI 8: Yeah, this time he deserves the prize for best seen that decides the game at a time when it seemed really impossible. And it does from standstill, since recovering from the ankle does not allow him to do that great movement which usually marks. Search in vain for a fight, the player is returning to war-that all Fica admired. MATCH WINNER