Thursday, October 29, 2009

Customized New Beetle

PERONI SGAS,

(In the photo, the new line of bags official Peroni Team)

There are two types of bitterness: one is that the metalworker dell'imbevibile beer Atlas Dubbikko left in the fridge at home, the other is the unmistakable of defeat. And Peroni Team has unfortunately experienced the latter, in his first appearance of the Football League in season 8. Not even the return of Mr.
Laforgia, full of advice but stingy BAC appropriate standards, it was enough to peroniani to overcome their biggest opponent: the disorganization. Atletico arrived in the Jewish year 2000, already we note with some surprise that the opponents are presented with: designer clothing, designer bags, coach designer designer guide and leader. Vetturi counterbalanced by the President that in view of the ceremony of delivery of the uniforms, comes with plastic Bustone Durazzo Style, not even wearing the same clothes to Caritas. But we know that we do not care What a cock, in this case appearances, in other cases the match. In the test
healthy pre-game, is characterized by an Adriano conjunctivitis (mo and it says so), while Gianpasquale boasts of having smoked only two cigarettes throughout the day: If you so surprised himself must have been hard . A praise for him. Happy instead confesses a day to forget in terms of physical and vomiting in the field promises: good for us that his sense of the mesh is greater than his common sense.
coach appulo-Latin nomentano not familiar with all their children, and partly by a prudent deployment: 2 stations, 2 fullbacks, a median, a blunder in midfield and a bit. At least in the first 10 minutes compared deliveries, playing flawless and obviously never exceed the half. Not bad defense, no particular lack of attention, always outnumbered midfield and attack, where the only to fight with determination and Gianpasquale.
too foul and his team from a free kick comes the mocking 0-1. The referee Dolce and Gabbana, a cross between a fairy and Zequila Antonio, continues to whistle against opponents even when breathed on, and just by not taking action to arbitration leg straight up Gianpasquale born doubling. The village is closed with a foul from Vincent anthology launched at the opponent on the baseline. At the beginning of recovery
the decisive break of the opponents. After the great goal of the coming 3-0 reaction with a minimum of Gianpasquale network that corrects the first point winning head of Hadrian. But then come the relentless fourth and fifth, and the network on riveted Adriano is only statistics. In the end, at least, Bomber adapts and begins to rattle their opponents to the ground every time the ball enters the range of ten meters, so at least earn a ton of punishment.
The meeting ended with the yellow of frustration Capitan Elio throws an air that was passing by, but it is precisely on this occasion that the Bomber is the funny thing most of the game, gesturing to the referee's wheel Carla Fracci: cock, how he became athletic. In the aftermath of
dopopartita, Captain and President to create a moving video from England with the unforgettable Domenico: Elio and Bobo are the former member of Team Peroni drunk and chatty and improvise the editors of confidence, learn the most intimate details and sorrows of the young Vitale. The stop to the fake macho Latin and return as soon as possible to help us.

( In the photo, a portrait of tranquility Gianpasquale at maximum)

HAPPY 6: takes a couple of feats, but the first goal on his conscience and above sti long balls that are useless. Fortunately sbratta not on any defender, the medical certificate gives del'incosciente for coming anyway. Debilitated

LUCA 5.5: this time is not at all comfortable in the role of quarterback. When pushing slips into dead ends, we see that they lack the time required for fluidizing. Soprano, he so calm and reasonable, see it at the beginning so sarcastic and angry with the referee at one point I was afraid that get up his hands. MR HYDE

BEPPE 6: provision of substance, the first time leaves little room and take part in defensive barricades. One spot, the second-half goals he loses a contrast to the forward who weighs as much as his calf. It is not by him. TIRED

HELIUM 6: I think this time I had earned enough, but vox populi says I'm was too foul and tender in revenue: But I put the same 6. In the end it is often one-on-2 and do not pass. Ridiculous in attempting to convince the referee to warn him not after un'entrataccia. At night try in vain to get Dominic to return immediately to Italy. GROWTH IN

VINCENZO 5.5: Mister reprimanded by futile attempts to advance in midfield leaving behind pits. Terrifying the foul in the closing of first tranche, with an opponent who jumps a few feet before falling: to die with laughter the Olympian calm as it handles the situation that arises. CATERPILLAR JOHN

5.5: in fact, made no mistake who knows what, but fails to make an egg on end. Often has the Gobi desert in front but does not venture into the area almost never offensive, when it raises some danger on the left, but it's too late. From reviewing the agreement with the midfielders. Spaesati

BOBO 5.5: it is true that he is asked to take a significant role in its strings, namely the outside. But it is little transparency in managing the ball and never finds the right shot to leave the opponent on the spot. D'atronde sweep two penalties in a row at the head of Bomber. The day after the game, mindful of the teachings of Mr. Prayer, we submit to his tactical Pippone. B-ZONE

Gianpasquale 6.5: the soul of the fighter. He starts crying, continues gastemando, ends up doing both. Sharpen alone in midfield, but recovers the ball at its own prevent him from screaming to reason with the ball between his feet. Mark robbery of the goal that could reopen the fate of the race. In the post game is around 2000 with Atletico threatening to mace looking for someone to let off steam. RINGO

ADRIANO 5.5: almond eyes burgundy are the fault of the pollen? Hard to believe this theory (a hand that does not mean a more pollen), this time is lost in the labyrinth of the green rectangle, there is neither position nor ideas. When he finally guesses the play, that's the goal of Gianpasquale. It also marks a network, but that he expected much more. Before the next, the company promises to withdraw anti-doping. BUST

BOMBER 6: we know the old, and we know that makes it proportionally to the stimulus. After hiding for a time, is the protagonist in the second half, playing in an intelligent way: in other words, calling fouls and earn. It also dissociates twice to beat the head but puts it off. Two entertaining episodes: the first when not even try to counter the defender's head, and Mr. President, and simultaneously shouting "at least he could pretend." The other is legendary, mimics the wheel when the referee. Goliarda

MISTER LaForge 7: do not really know why that vote, the signs are good. Perhaps, lost lost, he could try to change provision in the final just to see what happens. He plays the position and is usually well of wisdom: try to boost morale, recommends making peace note that we are just getting started and could have been worse. Too late, though, because the thirst for blood has already led Gianpasquale elsewhere. A house of Sergio recommend racing and training rather than tactical and mental saws. PHILOSOPHER

Ps Means more vote at all because it is only the beginning and also last year we started with a defeat. Mena Wagnun Men

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Best Wine For Heartburn

PERONI TEAM LOSES DEBUT 2009/2010: New talents, old oil drums

(The Captain and the Mean Machine Sergio friendly organized this March 8, Braglia stadium in Modena)

Waiting for the new blog (that comes consistent with the time at my disposal and neurons), Captain Player-Manager-Secretary-Press Officer and very few new Pirate Road between Elio is pleased to announce the return of the team of your heart: Peroni Team again in field. A return in grand style, complete with a sports association and thus new opportunities for fraud and tax evasion: in this regard we ask the two consultants Beppe and Luke if you can benefit from the tax shelter, by returning to Italy at the moment the funds secured by Torpigna.
For the inauguration of the new season friendly at organized luxury sparkling new temple of football: the synagogue Atletico 2000, den of rabbis (80 euros per team, tnit about the Deity) that replaces the equally Armstrong Katanga and the unattainable Bombonera Ostiense (which will save the organization of yet another trip to Beppe). And what better opponent of the glorious and Friends Mean Machine to baptize a team of alcoholics (although this year there is an increase of cannabinoids in the locker room)? Great match, great emotions, great distractions, but to be the first that's okay, not even a canister of oxygen and not one that ends next to the butchery of the poor Orthopedie Marta Vannini. The Pre
stands for the proposed Bomber Lattanzio, who asks if he can Felice shifts with him, you know what the surprise is surprising opponents, but also us, and indeed the rest
incredulous when we throw in 2 times in the first 5 minutes: the neoacquisto Adriano (who this year to compete with Bobo the palm of the most anorexic of the team) signing a one-two crowns a much collective control. My disbelief is such that I did not realize that my closest rival above me, I jump, I sometimes crosses and also has time to take a coffee. And then the blacks opponents (which, fortunately, have left Monaco in the film) right its fortunes.
technical and tactical considerations: Well the initial modulus, with Luke (Toda) great as a screen in front of the defense, and Bobo and Adriano Gianpasquale to juggle. Beppe pillar in the middle, Luke (Maradei) positive to the left and right Elio embarrassing. Fortunately, then enter Bomber Lattanzio and I feel a bit 'less alone as a weight for the team. Vincent also pretty well, but goes beyond with long balls, we had not even Bierhoff. Happy and a bit wary of 'insecure because of psychoactive substances or balloon Gianpasquale trims for free in the heating?
Anyway, back the lead with a great header by Beppe, but then there is a decrease of all: those to the lungs, some to the principles of cirrhosis. The team began to throw balls senseless, fortunately there are still individual games: Bobo Gianpasquale Adriano and hold the cabin, and behind the situation is really critical goals conceded all equal, with opponents that they cut off from behind, yet little agreement among the defenders, but we'll make. Bomber flips, runs, sacrifices, often fight among two but missed a goal on the counterattack that not even the dark days of Guerrero. Luca Tod is isolated on the wing and disappears from the action. We do not know how, but we ignore that question and the time is up, head Gianpasquale corrects an assist delightful Bobo. Even, all at home, indeed before Atletico dall'esattoria 2000 that takes away even the small change. From next, however, will no longer tolerate the lack of beer.

(The owner, John Perona said he was satisfied with the evidence of her kids, but embittered by the ingisustificabile teetotal)


HAPPY 6:'s conscience just one goal, but in general does not give that assurance to which we had become accustomed. Blame the "green thumb" (or brown depending on the circumstances)? Ok, but both know and grow, to improve the understanding with new defensive grafts. TIMOR

ELIO 5: and they are also good! The opponent in front of grasslands, the Captain suffers huge spaces, maybe an advance guesses out of 90 balls that go that way. Just at home on the wing, at least has the decency not to laugh, as called from the bench. Alexander is not in these parts as the bread. NP that is not reached, but not presentable.

BEPPE 7: its excellent test between: tough, tough, determined. Then head is unsurpassed, as demonstrated by the beautiful ex-goals. Suffers just a little 'the enemy counter-attacks, but yesterday the leader of the department was without doubt him. The company appreciates that meets the mail after about 15 seconds,. FROG

VINCENT 6: The position we knew already, definitely more comfortable as a central-back. Join a couple of oversights with the Captain, with the long ball too far, perhaps Beppe wants to move ahead? RELAPSE

LUCA CALABRIA 6.5: should not there, we are not racist but it is the best way to identify it. Aside some 'hidden on the left, eventually earning feet, balls, and the estimate society. The observers were right in the friendly pre summer. PLUNGER

LUCA TODA 6.5: the beginning is at least 7.5. Retrieves ball that is a pleasure, tax, talks with his comrades: I think he'll play in front of the defense. Over time off dramatically, leaving the game and does not create hazards. And from that moment Candle voila DOUBLE STEP, but where it goes.

6.5 BOBO: too looking for the best, at least yesterday's shirt makes him look like finally a pound more. In boot is hidden and can not find the location. In the darkest moment takes the reins and signature goal assists and great plays are not always capitalized. It ends in apparent sleep apnea. RIVAS

Gianpasquale 6,5: took only 5 minutes to become the target of sarcasm vacation money from 4 of the Captain. 5 more to become the subject of gasteme Felice. Skip the first 20 minutes cursing himself, almost existential crisis (how do I feel so bad in 23 years?) But when he returns is another: shooting, running, coverage, research exchanges. Signature of the goals of the final after another beautiful markings. For as we have raised seemed LAZZARO

ADRIANO 7.5: Value added of his own. Two goals in five minutes, constant danger, to assist various manual for Bomber and sometimes sacrifices in coverage. Less than half the vote in mid-game because then increasingly exceeds the precious too. We play together for years but I still wonder how he manages to make even the doping on the contrary that you submit. Leader

BOMBER 5.5: As usual, the title of captain contends with the worst, but at least fight, you see, it takes repetition and printed it dissociates. Of course if he signs is even more beautiful. Outrageous for a scorer of his caliber just missed a goal in front of the goalkeeper, but after a sprint to midfield, the left arm (often strained) has strange signals. GODOT

MISTER LaForge 9: wagnun this is called thinking. Answered "present" from Chiapas, or I do not know where the hell he was. We are waiting with open arms. In addition to the talent that will overload of student spirit that never hurts. Subcomandante Narcos