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we have heard them all: missing the point, the defense will not hold, a midfield that is to take the ball. But do not get a psychoanalyst? After the drubbing against Real Frattocchie last in the standings, the company is planning to return to the market: under observation for the role of shrink There are Crepet (but seems to be more mentally unstable when Luke sees a whistle), the graduates Valeria though still under the influence of tachycardia for the thesis and has recently also entered in the running of Casilina Antonio 362, but 105 remained on the cocks appizzato him to the ladies who were about to fall. Remain unfulfilled requests at the time of Felix, who asked an expert in voodoo sorcerer, or more likely a masseur (zitato nothing because you are Chinese, the company also ensures the respect of moral values) is the only one who could help Mr. Laforgia, in case he had made contact with some shaman in the forest of Boquete.
last night's game is well served now to highlight the level of total madness to which we have reached. In order to have role: Happy the man who called free only after the game, Mirror and Luke, however, have lost like 15 meters on the man 2-0, the Captain began to pull out their claws on 0-7, Beppe which entered for 20 seconds during a corner kick, which John the third goal instead of removing the man puts on a Cheerful well to disturb him, Toda, who played a game without parallel silences, fouls and incazzature with himself, the coach that he forgets to make the changes, Adriano has not found its place even in the car of Beppe, Bobo has targeted the port (but in the sense that pulled the ball on him), and Bomber that in the 12 seconds that he played ball also called to the field next door. In short, just like the facts, requires a more urgent psychiatric assessment: that we are the only team I think of all the Milky Way he thinks he can win without pulling on the door. The first half against
Frattocchie is the emblem: type ball possession 80% of us, shots on goal 1, the result 0-2. And it is true that Luchino (so far the best) was absent in two decisive occasions, but it is true that to be a second goal with a shot had to have Jesus Christ (or, alternatively, Kenshiro) to do the multiplication of the conclusions. Brilliant will be the second goal, however, who played forward with the bison to them that is launched and have the time to stop, pull up your socks, turn the shirt, call the girl to the phone, ask the secretary when he was next and then he realized that Luke had been recovered and the mirror 15 meters At that point, there remained 10 other Bison Bomber and still managed to have enough time to achieve a sistematina hair and super happy to lob.
In the second half they expect the reaction and instead begin to arrive in Frattocchie series of goals: schemas jump, let alone our heads schizophrenic. All go to the head, the crash is around the corner and already Bomber Captain and the beers are starting to point resting on the bench: but suddenly Mirror it hurts and I am forced to return to the field. But now the omelet is done, and even the recent spat of pseudo-pride can keep us afloat: 7-0 and then everyone ends up at the Fort to celebrate Valeria, including missing pants, used condoms and dancing heel with Marta.
Again no rating for dignity.

(The company during the search of the exact location of Hadrian)

FELICE: the return after the long break due to rheumatism and pilgrimages, shows that devotion can help: do not even take a ball on goal, in reward the audience with a surprise reference to hand in midfield that portends serious consequences for muscle. It comes out unscathed. MIRACLE

MIRROR: still far from the standard last year. It has the merit of the first shot on goal (which speaks volumes about the determination of the tips), but is guilty of contributory negligence on the disaster's second goal. At least back to the old standard of mentality, coming from Bari to play. If he did also from Boston would have been elected vice captain. PENDOLARE

CAPTAIN: part owner under the policy of the Old Guard, was released and is now launched for a second time alcohol on the bench. Alexander's injury makes him return to the field while the wreck is already in place. But on 0-7 remembers having to take the lead and starts a pointless pressing across the board, with lots of slip (the second in 2 batches). Laggards

LUCA: in the first 15 minutes is a show, takes his hand the department anticipates that it is a beauty, and tax only for excessive humility does not roll in the door. Then the black out: on the first goal is only partially guilty, the other is a pearl (actually an idiot). The opponents of the peace denied the usual fruitless discussions. AMNESIA

BEPPE: in a moment of momentum comes into play on an offensive corner and fails immediately. But is missed by falls faster opponents, missed a couple of speeches and sadly returns to the bench. Back at the end and place it striker to Ambrosini. At least approaches the most suitable position of the left external attack. BOA

JUAN first change meeting, looking to push the game even when it seems the scope and limits amnesia and remittances wrong. In the second half leading to an unprecedented deployment to 2 with the captain, but is the best time for the defense. Of course, the opponent may move from its course on the third goal, but begins to talk more than others after almost a year and a half. Talking

TODA: colorless other match. In Pre nervous (because of the strike means), continues to be nervous even if the meter does not serve crabs in the field. More and more wrong perseveres in error, and by the way not ever protest in spite of some questionable refereeing decisions. A one question: why? It 's too important to resume the peace as soon as possible. BIPOLAR

PLAYER LaForge: starting out, and enters Bomber tries to balance. In the first half was notable for a superb that Bobo is not making launch. Everyone wonders why the heating drew donuts learn and try playing there. Clearly begins to suffer the weight of the dual role. SELF-CONTAINED

ADRIANO: Give us a tom tom and tell you where to play. Causes a depletion of the Junior Woodchucks that armed bush trying to make sense of his movements. It should be noted only for a great exchange with Bobo half recovery, but does not remove the defect of the ball high and to try playing on the bottom line. Considered the other vice known to all of us would say VICIOUS

BOBO: in my contact lenses had expired: Wagle looks that have an expiration date! This time back into the abyss of non vedenza and after missing a couple of sole control, he tries to play the position in the second half but the whole thing turns into a shooting on the goalie. Play Five is crushed or clay pigeon shooting would be relentless. IMPALLINATORE

BOMBER: This was the eighth, the most anticipated game of the season because of the repeated promises every week. Part well, even managed to get to the bottom a couple of times but for a primary athletic principle if the cross can not even get to take it to the center. Leave it at half time and is forgotten forgotten the damp bench. In the second half can not touch the ball, even if the zero second game may be a mitigating factor. FORGOTTEN

MISTER LaForge: Unbelievable but true, after having exaggerated praise in between last season and this, for the first time gives the impression of not being able to sustain the double post. In the second half forget to be the coach and gives rise to an unprecedented change in self-management of the team. And there's more: he lost his pants, the suit remedies and find the remains of Luke (I just hope inorganic) of procreative dell'oriundo Calabria-Parma. Ends up being to drink Padrepeppe Cei until 5. SMEMORATO

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LIGHTS AND LENSES NOT ENOUGH, THE MEASURE DEFEATED PERONI

(Sergio light a torch on the sideline for the choreography)

"No smoking in the" intimate threatening the new illuminated poster that stands in front of the secretary of the Kibbutz Atletico 2000. Apart from that we are comforted to note how the money we have donated generously to be used for useful causes, the warning is too explicit reference to the habits of Peronili instincts. This time it
and repopulate the curve, thanks to the presence of Sergio, Alessandro and Vito (honorable opponent in many unforgettable challenges with Metallurg). In particular, the center forward of the Mean Machine, this week banned for protests, to enliven the situation: the red and white supporter of Tiburtina company was immediately renamed Torcida, not because the dance samba, but for the quantity (and quality) of the "twists" on during the meeting. Unnerved by the choreography is based on "smoke-genes" (copyright of luck), the delegates have come to ask opponents off immediately, but could do so with more grace, Christ! From the reaction of Sergio scompisciarsi that, with the bar in hand and eyes to Adriano, he replied: "What do you uncle, not I'm smoking." All
ago as a background to a game of heart-pounding, with peroniani evident in emergency absent Adriano, who was visiting San Patrignano absent Bomber struggling with Alzheimer's usually Torpigna (ie fever Kebab pig), missing that Felice was spotted on the road to Santiago de Compostela. And here we come to the sore point of the evening: the unexcused absence (and unjustifiable for me as was reported at 19.30) Gianpasquale Madoff, which will be officially warned for unsportsmanlike conduct by the company: it leaves us in 9, with a only change, to fight with our blackened lungs. I do not know what he told the president, but for me there is no warning so late unless they are acts of God maggiorissima. But we encounter
: Opponents of this shift are the Aurora, which can also boast a hymn to Eros Ramazzotti (mmm, that ass!). Mister
Laforgia, protagonist a poisoned Pre (because menstruation will emerge as a result), Beppe once again in goal, with a mirror right in the center and captain Luke left. John had a wide midfield with mystery, and Toda acts behind the tip weight Bobo. Featherweight, but it will be crucial. In fact, the most short-sighted man of East Rome has finally bowed to the wonders of science and technology: in a moment of devotion to Saint Angelina, was struck by the God of Clairvoyance and managed to get contact lenses without extricate the bulb . And the effects are seen immediately: in fact the number 20 is finally turning on the right side when called and even failing to understand where is the ball. But above all he is jogging and even to reverse the result at the disadvantage come up corner: especially the second goal of the now ex Mole Men is a jewel, with the ball placed on the correctness of the near post. And Daje to bolt on.
But there are auroras and auandano a couple of shots from outside bringing the score 4-2 at half time. Too bad for us, because despite the absences performance is vigorous, and Toda play even if 60-70% of their dominance in midfield we can. But the number 14 scholar, able to speak with the same competence of Aristoteles and Dostoevsky, play a game strangely anonymous, always on the edge of the game.
interval outside a captain decided dancer Vincenzo and inside, bringing more solid and more weight back to the department. Kick-off and Mr. Bobo and invent a double switch that electrocution opponents, with Bobo the triplet code and there is still time to play.
But the hard work taking their toll, and despite the generosity of relief are the only time free-kick that goalkeeper Bobo lever and a shot from the intersection of Toda dismissed with the back an opponent. Not even the final frantic and hysterical, during which Captain Luke and often lose the light of reason, unable to straighten the fate of a meeting that was well within our reach.
In the changing room there is beer for everyone, as the bar, and as home to the post-match dinner. Tired, drunk, dirty and some still we can forget how it ended: Angelina and while Santa brings us more beers (John Peroni bless you), you Dabbikko sudden dj of the evening, but will end up in isolation chamber Bobo, drunk and misunderstood .

(fibula-Lab has developed a projection of Bobo in a few years)

BEPPE 6: perhaps not entirely innocent on the first goal, but it breaks down too much and not on other networks can do nothing. It will always be thanked for the spirit of adaptation and the presentation that sends everyone in the morning. POWERPOINT

MIRROR 6: no one understands you have to run it in depth. What else are his long, thin and angular levers? Some closures and some good exchanges in midfield with the mystery but the impression is that the maneuver the blocks. HANDBRAKE

Luke 6: in the first half suffers from opposing ends of the cuts continue, often leaving the center open and forcing the captain to the diagonal. In the second half grows up to engage in the usual face to face with the referee: thank goodness, we could not see him so quiet. He gets a yellow card for me. PROTESTANT

5.5 CAPTAIN: good first half, disastrous in practice in the second half when skating, slipping ignominiously over and over again and try too many corridors hazardous. Best in recovery, when he returns to the right and begins to push it with conviction, before losing his temper in the final. But the balance is always precarious. ROLLERBLADE

VINCENZO 6.5: his entry gives security to the team, no one knows if football merits or as a talisman. But since you do not pass on that band with the frequency of the first 25 minutes. At least he does not miss the faults and blind side the ball. Not affected by the chase to Canalis. SAFE

JOHN 6: very good first half, though more dedicated to the destruction to the building. In the second half is too out of breath, you see that is not used to play that role. Port stoically a 3 / 4 also average ice. PLAYER OF THE WORD

LaForge 6.5: better himself in the opening of action to an end, played thousands of balloons, some wise, others sorted out too quickly before. Also in vivo of the maneuver, based on the third goal with cunning. Following the instructions that you give yourself and remain in the field for all 50 minutes. FOUND now

TODA 5: can be worse than the Captain and it was not easy. She starts to trot to the field without finding a lead to their bike, not forever to be honest. Reappears with a volley that is printed on the back of a defender of the Aurora does not take even the protests of the final group. GHOST

BOBO 9: does department alone, and I want to see who would bet on his 15 kg. Do not miss a ball, when pulling the door always hits and 3 goals is very beautiful. Back to see the ball field and after some months and the results give reason to those who insulted him for blindness. OUTSIDE THE TUNNEL

MISTER LaForge 6: Voting is an average between 7 of the game, although to be honest had not seen much to invent men available (but I Beppe left external attack I would have tried), and 5 because they can not and should not be for him to destabilize the locker room before appointments so crucial. Unwell

fans 10: Congratulations to Vito and Alessia have resisted the barrel of less than 12 degrees and humidity. But special mention goes to Sergio, who Torcida and the soul does not stop even before the cop attempts to pull him away. NO TO MODERN FOOTBALL 8