Thursday, October 22, 2009

Best Wine For Heartburn

PERONI TEAM LOSES DEBUT 2009/2010: New talents, old oil drums

(The Captain and the Mean Machine Sergio friendly organized this March 8, Braglia stadium in Modena)

Waiting for the new blog (that comes consistent with the time at my disposal and neurons), Captain Player-Manager-Secretary-Press Officer and very few new Pirate Road between Elio is pleased to announce the return of the team of your heart: Peroni Team again in field. A return in grand style, complete with a sports association and thus new opportunities for fraud and tax evasion: in this regard we ask the two consultants Beppe and Luke if you can benefit from the tax shelter, by returning to Italy at the moment the funds secured by Torpigna.
For the inauguration of the new season friendly at organized luxury sparkling new temple of football: the synagogue Atletico 2000, den of rabbis (80 euros per team, tnit about the Deity) that replaces the equally Armstrong Katanga and the unattainable Bombonera Ostiense (which will save the organization of yet another trip to Beppe). And what better opponent of the glorious and Friends Mean Machine to baptize a team of alcoholics (although this year there is an increase of cannabinoids in the locker room)? Great match, great emotions, great distractions, but to be the first that's okay, not even a canister of oxygen and not one that ends next to the butchery of the poor Orthopedie Marta Vannini. The Pre
stands for the proposed Bomber Lattanzio, who asks if he can Felice shifts with him, you know what the surprise is surprising opponents, but also us, and indeed the rest
incredulous when we throw in 2 times in the first 5 minutes: the neoacquisto Adriano (who this year to compete with Bobo the palm of the most anorexic of the team) signing a one-two crowns a much collective control. My disbelief is such that I did not realize that my closest rival above me, I jump, I sometimes crosses and also has time to take a coffee. And then the blacks opponents (which, fortunately, have left Monaco in the film) right its fortunes.
technical and tactical considerations: Well the initial modulus, with Luke (Toda) great as a screen in front of the defense, and Bobo and Adriano Gianpasquale to juggle. Beppe pillar in the middle, Luke (Maradei) positive to the left and right Elio embarrassing. Fortunately, then enter Bomber Lattanzio and I feel a bit 'less alone as a weight for the team. Vincent also pretty well, but goes beyond with long balls, we had not even Bierhoff. Happy and a bit wary of 'insecure because of psychoactive substances or balloon Gianpasquale trims for free in the heating?
Anyway, back the lead with a great header by Beppe, but then there is a decrease of all: those to the lungs, some to the principles of cirrhosis. The team began to throw balls senseless, fortunately there are still individual games: Bobo Gianpasquale Adriano and hold the cabin, and behind the situation is really critical goals conceded all equal, with opponents that they cut off from behind, yet little agreement among the defenders, but we'll make. Bomber flips, runs, sacrifices, often fight among two but missed a goal on the counterattack that not even the dark days of Guerrero. Luca Tod is isolated on the wing and disappears from the action. We do not know how, but we ignore that question and the time is up, head Gianpasquale corrects an assist delightful Bobo. Even, all at home, indeed before Atletico dall'esattoria 2000 that takes away even the small change. From next, however, will no longer tolerate the lack of beer.

(The owner, John Perona said he was satisfied with the evidence of her kids, but embittered by the ingisustificabile teetotal)


HAPPY 6:'s conscience just one goal, but in general does not give that assurance to which we had become accustomed. Blame the "green thumb" (or brown depending on the circumstances)? Ok, but both know and grow, to improve the understanding with new defensive grafts. TIMOR

ELIO 5: and they are also good! The opponent in front of grasslands, the Captain suffers huge spaces, maybe an advance guesses out of 90 balls that go that way. Just at home on the wing, at least has the decency not to laugh, as called from the bench. Alexander is not in these parts as the bread. NP that is not reached, but not presentable.

BEPPE 7: its excellent test between: tough, tough, determined. Then head is unsurpassed, as demonstrated by the beautiful ex-goals. Suffers just a little 'the enemy counter-attacks, but yesterday the leader of the department was without doubt him. The company appreciates that meets the mail after about 15 seconds,. FROG

VINCENT 6: The position we knew already, definitely more comfortable as a central-back. Join a couple of oversights with the Captain, with the long ball too far, perhaps Beppe wants to move ahead? RELAPSE

LUCA CALABRIA 6.5: should not there, we are not racist but it is the best way to identify it. Aside some 'hidden on the left, eventually earning feet, balls, and the estimate society. The observers were right in the friendly pre summer. PLUNGER

LUCA TODA 6.5: the beginning is at least 7.5. Retrieves ball that is a pleasure, tax, talks with his comrades: I think he'll play in front of the defense. Over time off dramatically, leaving the game and does not create hazards. And from that moment Candle voila DOUBLE STEP, but where it goes.

6.5 BOBO: too looking for the best, at least yesterday's shirt makes him look like finally a pound more. In boot is hidden and can not find the location. In the darkest moment takes the reins and signature goal assists and great plays are not always capitalized. It ends in apparent sleep apnea. RIVAS

Gianpasquale 6,5: took only 5 minutes to become the target of sarcasm vacation money from 4 of the Captain. 5 more to become the subject of gasteme Felice. Skip the first 20 minutes cursing himself, almost existential crisis (how do I feel so bad in 23 years?) But when he returns is another: shooting, running, coverage, research exchanges. Signature of the goals of the final after another beautiful markings. For as we have raised seemed LAZZARO

ADRIANO 7.5: Value added of his own. Two goals in five minutes, constant danger, to assist various manual for Bomber and sometimes sacrifices in coverage. Less than half the vote in mid-game because then increasingly exceeds the precious too. We play together for years but I still wonder how he manages to make even the doping on the contrary that you submit. Leader

BOMBER 5.5: As usual, the title of captain contends with the worst, but at least fight, you see, it takes repetition and printed it dissociates. Of course if he signs is even more beautiful. Outrageous for a scorer of his caliber just missed a goal in front of the goalkeeper, but after a sprint to midfield, the left arm (often strained) has strange signals. GODOT

MISTER LaForge 9: wagnun this is called thinking. Answered "present" from Chiapas, or I do not know where the hell he was. We are waiting with open arms. In addition to the talent that will overload of student spirit that never hurts. Subcomandante Narcos

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