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DEFEAT, CONTROVERSY AND MYSTERIES: A YELLOW HOUSE SHAKING THE PERONI

(Bomber Lattanzio patrol with his friends to settle accounts inside the dressing room)

The first frost has brought with it the first department in the Peroni Team: first of all the neurons of the Captain, totally exhausted from unnecessary (except in Italy) examination of state and then heading unjustifiably absent in recent weeks. It seemed a win bad comment, I already knew that you would have a swelled head. But most of all starts to deteriorate men, not only now but also the spirit with the body. The neoacquisto Andrea was in fact destroyed after a conflict in which he was warned: it completes the curse of the new faces, who had seen the accident after the onset of Enzo. Felice has been the drilling of the foot by the workers who are working at home. Luke, desperate since Beppe no longer plays in goal, he preferred to give Bologna a fugitive pretending work commitments.
And above all, the intelligence of the leadership, informed by the same sources in the abduction of Abu Omar, revealed the spy story of the year at home Peroni. The company has identified the real problem, the flake-group: Bomber Lattanzio aka the spaccaspogliatoi aka Pasquale Foggia East Quadrant According to intelligence information acquired peroniana, he would be the cause of early and senseless packages that have shaped this part of the season. Also according to the usual "moles", Bomber has been seen wandering around (accompanied by his henchmen threatening Barbarino, Michele and Salvatore Panzerotto the Sicilian) near Tiburtina / Casalbertone to solve some "problems" with her partner. Gambling problems? Problems with women? Money Problems? Or simply competition problems? The investigation continues. In the meantime, however, the "victim" has been so traumatized by being reported to social services as in need of assistance. And who sends the cooperative? Just Bomber, that fact was reported in the area this morning while playing a Win for Life. A murky picture that only the inspector Cat (Monnezza assisted in the investigation by the Commissioner) can decipher.
Two weeks ago, a beautiful victory, hard and painful against the Dragons finally piscolabilità had turned into ruthlessness. Finally, the saudade Toda became a double. Bomber finally showed us the unbelievers because the company had always believed. Above all, it was finally understood that to win enough not to play Captain: the black magic he had done so with a groin or something to let him walk as if he had a broom in the ass. And above all, had taken an awkward presence in the field (the Captain should be made to play as such). Vincent has been shown to deserve the belt with a vigorous performance, a true leader, not just gossip, Brazilian and loves celebrities, but also sweat and incitement.
All very nice, pity though that in the meantime there was another game that was heartened because we have returned the old Peroni nervous, chaotic, plaintive, hypochondriacs. The screams rose up against fellow referee and have been a blessing for those who were on the bench and was concerned about the dangerous trend of psychic team.
Neurosis is palpable in the early minutes, when Bomber almost starts a brawl after an exchange of "views" with 19, head of white hair but twelve. But as for hands in the face Bomber is second to none and then the game is wicked soon. But these days
Bomber Lattanzio feet is at least as good with his hands, not to mention the mouth in the order called the punishment, he gets it, the beats and the seven centers. "And cuss goals from ASSuT to do?", They ask the Academy of the Bran, but what counts is that we are ahead.
Usual bolt to defend the result, but the nth ball in the middle, John draws from innocently with his hand resting on the 19. What do you roll had not even met Pasquale Bruno and certainly not asking the penalty, as none of his companions. But the referee makes a masterpiece and whistles the penalty: and when we point out that no one had asked, he replies that whistles when he sees things. Obvious relationship with the president and then Vetturi ball in the middle. Indeed, no, there's the first time for a tirade against mindless Andrea Felice that has saved the penalty. All completely logical for a group of freaks. At the beginning of recovery
the now famous diamond flakes, taking as more and more irregular appearance. More or less the same irregularities that characterized the development of our nervous system. Match bad and broken, they are controversial, but this time not as much as we will prove an advantage. Each foul in every field they enter, hold, reserve, park benches, Alex's voice and even the smiling lady at the bar (Jupiter, trust that smiles at everyone, avast ca Pigg trris).
Bomber has the advantage on the feet but the ball hit too well and takes full concierge. The rollover happens a bit 'of everything opponent dying (fake?) On the ground that claims 118 and Vann, the referee and we continue to do? E 'for granted, we stop to look. Outside shot, and Felix does not hold Inzaghi in turn reaffirms the network on your own. But who taught us this fact the raised hands? But what you believe, Franco Baresi? After just missing
, despair Beppe door to the center for drop ends and he takes a right at the last second. Ball Mister LaForge. Here those who attended the game would continue "to try inexplicably half lob with his knee." And no, for the asylum Peroni "inexplicably" would have pulled into port. Instead, not to deny the very last the fame of his boys, what does that at that moment, is insane. Mister Big, big thinking.
final whistle and the referee, trying to convince us of its decision without the least understood that it is always better to give the crazy reason, still amazed by the new view that lies ahead. Beppe (who was celebrating his birthday) with the great fan Gigi Gillet carrying a box of blonde by 3 / 4 toward the locker room. Referee, and you think that the name of the team we have chosen at random?

(are also expected to brief the stigmata on the hands of Felix) 6.5

HAPPY: in spite of injuries and reproaches, his game is excellent. Para all comparable in the first half (except the penalty and he gets the gasteme Andrea). Also good in the second half, until the voodoo Centocelle the pick this time on foot. It will not be mica Katanga who is offended? VINCENT MARTYR

6.5: Another big batch of vice captain. The talisman carioca waving proudly shows that the sleight of hand which will be submitted with that photo was not taken away all your strength. If it sweeps sweeping tax if it is set, and especially preaching calm. Peace to us, but you left out? LEADER

BEPPE 6: Party on the band, and this proves to be out of role. Definitely better when he returns to the center, the high balls are his, even in attack: Mister hands it to the very last ball of the same. It 's his birthday, and even the rabbis have a heart: Atletico 2000, moved to punishment by the sympathetic Peroni Team, gives him even a pair of slippers Frankie Garage. CELEBRATED

6.5 LUCA: he is always the most difficult to overcome for attacking opponents. It combines speed and power. But confirmation of his bipolarity: a disease that once the controversy poisons everyone present, he began by saying, "What do you quarrel?". Listen to that pulpit. Leave for a month, his absence will be felt. FUGITIVE

JOHN 6: Half a vote less for the ingenuity of the penalty area. The hands on the opponent not so, come on. For the rest covers well and it is proposed also in the boost phase. Certainly the midfield now covered zero. Pre delude themselves in the nth nice smile from the bartender: Captain him back down to earth. DREAMER

PLAYER LaForge 5, the worst performance in mesh Peroni. It 's true that when the captain often closes its parts, but it is also true that his feet should be born by the actions. Too hasty, just tries to play first, and whoever makes it to follow you? Spends all his time in the dressing room to try to give an explanation for that last action. FRANTIC

TODA 5.5: still subdued since the beginning of the tournament. Part out, then trotting on the band looking for a cue that there will never be and that no one will offer you an exchange. That 's what suffer most of all for the anxiety that you put just touches the ball, "Oh here goes," Beware, "" Touch "," Lancia "," Pull. " He misses the old days when he could play quiet. SAUDADE

BOBO 6: impact on less than zero. On the other hand is that which gives more support to the Defence, Press generously all midfield players and try to phosphorus in the middle of the field. And then I wonder, but if it is the only pure left-handed because not pull him from the right punishment? Incompreso

BOMBER 7 is always alive in the field out of the locker room. Mixed blessing. Goals, fights, fouls called, hands in his face, comrades away. It seems reborn: overtime scored a goal on a free kick, but could give the new benefit package full of hits, too well. Triggers controversy in the field and feeds the nerves. Call the ball even in the car of John. Certainly it is revitalized by the new role but does not return. STAR

ANDREA 5: sin for the accident, I still say that was not even his fault. No one realizes the seriousness of what happened, and we're sorry. His game but leaves much to be desired. Is not the agreement with his comrades, is not the starting point, this time much less press and above all play Scazzi. Already hit by the disease Peroni? DAMAGE

MISTER LaForge 6: after all, the cabin holds, but this first leg we had beaten them. There are no great solutions, and he complains about the constant claims that it receives from any passerby walking in the field. "Everybody sit allenator diventat mo?" Is unleashed with the Captain. No, God forbid. But if one is out maybe just want to give you a hint, because it has a more polished than those who play. Confirm the roar? Mistreated

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